Today was Jasvinder Kaur Pannu's last day of school. Breakfast fail, LOL




It is kind of entertaining to step out of a Catholic school; a bastion of the Virgin Mary, and stare into a huge poster advertising Grand Theft Auto : Chinatown Wars

Watched the Oscars last week? Got all excited during the end credits when they showed all those clips of upcoming films? Too pok kai to buy tickets and too impatient to download? Dun scared! We’re here to save you time and money with this list of UPCOMING MOVIE SPOILERS:


1. WATCHMEN (horror-comedy) Ujjagar Singh and Balwinder Singh are two night watchmen who investigate why their charpoys vanish every single night at 2.30 a.m.

2. CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC (documentary) Documentary about Singapore women in general.

3. DRAGONBALL (R21 adult arthouse) A dragon sinks into despair when he learns he has testicular cancer.

4. RACE TO WHICH MOUNTAIN (mystery) Which mountain? You ask me, I ask who?

5. TRANSFORMERS (musical) Another 7th month getai costume extravaganza from Royston Tan

6. STAR TREK (Chinese talent show) Channel 8 expands its popular talent show to outer space, since so many space cadets like to enter.

7. TERMINATOR SALIVATION (medical thriller) John Connor has to flee yet another murderous robot, this time with the power to drool acid.

8. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (educational documentary) Former Hollywood superstar Quentin Tarantino has to go back to school to learn how to spell.

9. X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (drama) Revealing the terrifying story behind how a macho mutant superhero became the singing-and-dancing MC of crappy awards shows that he has become today

10. HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE (school drama) The latest instalment in the series about a schoolboy magician and how he is being abused. First Hollywood film to be directed by Singaporean abusive school movie expert Jack Neo. Original title: ‘I Not Hagrid’.

11. MONSTERS vs ALIENS (family drama) A movie about a typical Singaporean family.

12. HOTEL FOR DOGS (wildlife documentary) Studying the habits of the customers in a Geylang hotel who like doing it ‘doggy-style’.

13. FAST AND FURIOUS (short action film) A documentary about Singaporean men and their sex partners.

Man fires anti tank missle at Mother in law


And so, yesterday at 1630 hours GMT +8.00, Gundam 00 ended with its 50th episode, but only drawing its curtain to half a closure.


Final battle =/= 00 Gundam Vs Reborn's Gundam

It was GN - 001 Gundam Exia Vs GN - 000 O Gundam, in a lazar-proof melee fashion.

Oh man, I loved that series. I thought it was like some 1995 series when I saw the title. It took only one fateful morning of November 2007 to get hooked.


I realised I haven't done like life-content blogging in a while.

Anyway, today was the Blues day. Ultimo depression with 4 Tutorials, a lecture, and pe. GOT 20/35 for the latest zuowen with Melvin. LOL. Damn cool siaz.

PE was Ultimate Frisbee training. OOOh. You see how people attract the sonicbooms like bees to honey. Their heads are just asking for it :p

But the day ended a lot sooner than I thought it would.


Can't imagine the J2 year, where the content will like quadriple in learning steepness.

DIE ALRDY LA. DROPOUT GO POLY KKZ? :D

Time to shoot a duck!
Cocoa never cost you more.

Boot his head.
Cause of cable.
Cause its sad!

He's a stupid cat!
Mama shook an iron coat.
She caught you eating a cock,
How's Liu Kang looking, God?

Penis is a phantom juice!
So Lou may back you up!
Better move or you aim
You got coke on your nose
So listen up mama!

Saint sea hat!
Jew made you a beaten man!
Saint sea hat!
Oh shit I knew your son! (OH YEAH)
Saint sea hat!
The gas is super Yogi!
Saint sea hat!
He has your soul!

Have a buckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet


Ah tiong storyboard ripoff of



added for comparison sake.










Less QQ more PEWPEW

I do it - Stereopony




Song written by none other than the birthday girl!


Her new single "Again", is set to hit stores in Japan on 3rd June 2009! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Yui-san. 明日を君の誕生日。だから、誕生日をおめでと! ：X 本とわありがと。

Your songs have touched and changed me. I don't know what I'd do without them.



Too bad I'm here in Singapore.

But then.

Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you
あなたに贈るバースディソングよ?　OK?

驚かせてごめん
　特別な日に　会えてよかった
ローソクの火を消して
　乾杯しましょ　オメデトウ!

* Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you　いつも　アリガトウ!
Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you
あなたに贈るバースディソングよ?　OK?

いつも近くにいて
　特別な夢　聞かせてほしい
これからもよろしく
　プレゼントもあるよ　オメデトウ!

* Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you　いつも　アリガトウ!
Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you
あなたに贈るバースディソングよ?　OK?


これからもずっと　辛い日だって一緒
そうやって歳をとってゆきたいの

* Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you　いつも　アリガトウ!
Happy Birthday to you you
Happy Birthday to you you
あなたに贈るバースディソングよ?　OK?


Happy birthday to you!
 I'm forever grateful
 And this is the Birthday Song I'm giving 

  Sorry I'm not surprised
 But its a special day; that's a relief  
Blow out your candle flames 
And let's have a toast to you!  

It's always approaching
 Your special dreams; are all I wanna know 
you'll definitely realise; please 
And congrats! You've a present!  

Even with this painful day and years to come. 
You'll grow a year older, and that's it!  

ANATA NI OKURU, BASUDEI SONGU YO OKAY? =D

グランドに吹いた風を
ちいさな窓から吸い込んで ため息

期待することに イヤんなって
孤独になったけれど

でも諦めたつもりじゃなかった

チャイムが鳴り終われば
現実はもっと 早く進んでゆくでしょ?

窓ガラス 割るような
気持ちとはちょっと 違ってたんだ

はじめから自由よ

My Dream 言葉に出来ないだけなのに
誰でもいいからと傷つけて泣いた夜
わかってほしいなんて思わないけど
描いた夢を信じきれない弱さに
ただ支配されてた
Sixteen My Dream

制服 脱ぎ捨てた 16のアタシに
負けたくはないから

うしろ指 さされたって
振り向いたりしなかった

あたしならまだやれるはずだって

犠牲にできないのは
こみ上げる希望 無くしたら また道に迷うだけ

邪魔なんてされたくない
わかっているの 覚悟があれば

いつだって自由よ

My Dream 壊れることなんてないから
待ちきれない季節の中 歩き始めたの
うつむいてた時間を取り戻して
描いた夢を
強く信じきれた時から変わる Generation
Sixteen My Dream

ひび割れた校舎の壁にもたれて
誓ったの 叶えてみせるから

My Dream 言葉に出来ないだけなのに
描いた夢を信じきれない弱さに
ただ支配されてた
Sixteen My Dream



It's cause of my weakness in my words, that I couldn't do the same as you.

Be always that beacon of inspiration to me that I can't be :)

Things you can learn from the spoof-wikipedia;

1. Caucasian Dude with Singaporean chick = That Singaporean chick loves tall and handsome outspoken guy with big and long stuff, and the Singaporean chick is a SPG (Sarong Party Girl).

Singaporean dude with Caucasian chick = Is that white bitch of sound mind? The Singaporean dude must be a SPB (Sarong Party Boy), weak.

2. Caucasian Dude open door for lady = Gentlemanly and impresses everyone around.

Singaporean dude open door for lady = Copy Caucasians, people around get suspicious and wonder "is he trying to score points here?"

3. Caucasian Dude chats up SG chick = Interesting and involved conversation in no time.

Singaporean dude chats up any chick = Creepy encounter, hesitant conversation.

4. Caucasian Dude speaking broken Chinese = Cute and amuses everyone around.

Singaporean dude speak fluent English = Banana, soon outcast by Singlish-speaking friends, and every other locals.

5. Caucasian Dude drive sports car = James Bond aura, chick magnet.

Singaporean dude drive sports car = Chao Ah Beng. (Gangster and probably involved in some underground mob.)

6. Caucasian Dude in suit and tie = CEO.

Singaporean dude in suit and tie = Multi-level marketing specialist.

7. Intelligent Caucasian Dude = Professional, outspoken, sporty, loaded, enjoys life, extroverted.

Intelligent Singaporean dude = Independent worker/slave, nerdy, softspoken, introverted, un-streetsmart, wins olympiads.

The next article comes from a pained Singaporean who's concerned for our futures.

Creativity

Really here, no joke. Besides the extremely few minorities (some who have disappeared overseas due to their actual intelligence and foresight), Singaporean creative entities need to just STOP focusing on the superficial shit on what makes an "original" identity. Nothing original can come out of identity without its citizen's sense of humanity stepping up. And so are their denials. Due to the classic classroom upbringing of "who gets the better grades", that entire classroom attitude of inferiority complexes the size of The Esplanade itself has woven its way into the fabric of its society, where defence mechanisms are so sharp and high that they block out everything around the world that is around them, with their own "philosophical euphemisms" and criticisms of others to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Creativity does not come from "looking for originality". It comes from the humanity. And right now, Singaporeans' sense of humanity isn't even on par with most of the rest of the world yet. The humanity of Singaporeans have not even made it pass a fundamental level of a point to reach out and learn more about the good things in other countries and accept all kinds of injustices in their own, let alone finding identity within themselves.

For those in the creativity and arts field, they will understand this by what they see everyday. Besides the really pathetic 'creations' the MDA has spawned, every creative project is more of a series of creative "avoidances" than the concern of the actual message of the project itself. This senseless and mindless overshadowing of euphemism is obviously clear. The art film community now is slowly starting to behave the way a totalitarian nation behaves; if it's not gay, not lesbian, not emotional, then it's a 'crap' local film. Yes, even the independent creative scenes are based more on "hatred of the status quo" rather than actually making use of the independent medium itself for potential gems. Still wondering why there's so few gems that made it international?

Diversity in itself, is not even wanted by the "most" creative entities as much as they preach about it! Backstabbing is the norm!

Singaporeans, who don't even know what it is like to 'soar' yet, are saying that 'soaring is boring and not original'! Oh sure, I suppose we can get more "ORIGINAL" by thinking that way eh?

Again, forget funny jokes here. Knowing the typical reaction of a typical Singaporean, diplomacy is abused and twisted automatically to make him/herself feel better.

Another major falling point in Singapore's 'creativity', is the complete utter oblivion towards euphemisms. Singaporeans, thanks to Lee, have become so accustomed to euphemising their lives into oblivion that they actually believe it's the "MATURED" thing to do. No, it's not "MATURED". It's F***ING LAME AND WEAK.

Creativity is not about originality. It's about humanity and self-honesty. And clearly, since alot of Singaporeans haven't even gotten past the BASICS, it is NO WONDER why there is few and nothing in between.

This last quote came off facebook, LOL.

Zorn took Which ACJC crosser are you quiz and the result is Zorndrix
The ultimate kb guy. Everyone hates you. and you think you are very cool but you are just an indian.

Oooooh, very smart move, ACJC!

See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He'd tag along with you when you went shopping, stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely but didn't feel like going out, or even sit there and hold you while you sobbed and told him about how horribly the (other) guy that you were farking treated you.

At the time, you probably joked with your girlfriends about how he was a little puppy dog, always following you around, trying to do things to get you to pay attention to him. They probably teased you because they thought he had a crush on you. Given that his behavior was, admittedly, a little pathetic, you vehemently denied having any romantic feelings for him, and buttressed your position by claiming that you were "just friends." Besides, he totally wasn't your type. I mean, he was a little too short, or too bald, or too fat, or too poor, or didn't know how to dress himself, or basically be or do any of the things that your tall, good-looking, fit, rich, stylish boyfriend at the time pulled off with such ease.

Eventually, your Platonic buddy drifted away, as your relationship with the boyfriend got more serious and spending time with this other guy was, admittedly, a little weird, if you werent dating him. More time passed, and the boyfriend eventually cheated on you, or became boring, or you realized that the things that attracted you to him weren't the kinds of things that make for a good, long-term relationship.

You ignored the nice guy. You used him for emotional intimacy without reciprocating, in kind, with physical intimacy. You laughed at his consideration and resented his devotion. You valued the aloof boyfriend more than the attentive "just-a-" friend. Eventually, he took the hint and moved on with his life. He probably came to realize, one day, that women aren't really attracted to guys who hold doors open; or make dinners just because; or buy you a Christmas gift that you mentioned, in passing, that you really wanted five months ago; or listen when you're upset; or hold you when you cry. He came to realize that, if he wanted a woman like you, he'd have to act more like the boyfriend that you had. He probably cleaned up his look, started making some money, and generally acted like more of an asshole than he ever wanted to be.

Fact is, now, he's probably getting laid, and in a way, your ultimate rejection of him is to thank for that. And I'm sorry that it took the complete absence of "nice guys" in your life for you to realize that you missed them and wanted them. Most women will only have a handful of nice guys stumble into their lives, if that.

I suppose the other possibility is that you STILL don't really want a nice guy, but you feel the social pressure to at least appear to have matured beyond your infantile taste in men. In which case, you might be in luck, because the nice guy you claim to want has, in reality, shed his nice guy mantle and is out there looking to unleash his cynicism and resentment onto someone just like you.

I love drowning myself in nostalgia.

It's like how I'll waste 20 minutes just to take a bus that I took for 4 past years.

Or how I'll keep looping the songs that I was looping last year and the year before.

But those days will never come back.



I want to don it again.

I want a day where we can all go back and live it once more.

I miss being where I could look at anyone with a turn left or right.

I miss looking out at that big green field, occasionally spotting a crazy mat blasting music, a kid driving his remote controlled car, or a douchebag practicing his golf strokes.


The days when canteen queues lasted less than 10 minutes.

The times when PE was the least physically demanding lesson ever.

The minutes before an exam where we would shout and throw down our books in hysteria before heading in.

The period when screaming "Three : No Trump" was actually normal in a bridge game.


Who would I be without these experiences that shaped me?

Where could I have been if I could travel back in time?

What was that I never saw and embraced?

How was it that I didn't?



As the new term tears its way in,
I still hold on.

東京

住みなれた　この部屋を
出てゆく日が来た
新しい旅だちに　まだ戸惑ってる
Today I have to leave this old room of mine.
I'm still unsure about this new journey.

駅まで向かうバスの中
友達にメールした
On the bus ride to the train station,
I (e)mailed my friends.

朝のホームで　電話もしてみた
でもなんか　違う気がした
古いギターをひとつ持ってきた
写真は全部　置いてきた
At the station I picked up my phone
But something felt different about it all.
All I brought with me was an old guitar,
Leaving my entire old life behind.

何かを手放して　そして手にいれる
そんな繰り返しかな?
Why is it that I let go, to earn the new
This cycle can't be?

つよがりは　いつだって　夢に続いてる
臆病になったら　そこで途切れるよ
I always try to hide my fears behind my dreams.
Cause when I fear, I block myself away

走りだした電車の中
少しだけ泣けてきた
And in the time I walked to the train
By a little, I began to cry.


窓の外に続いてる　この町は
かわらないでと願った
古いギターをアタシにくれたひと
東京は怖いって言ってた
And as life went on, back home
I prayed that it'd never change.
The one who gave me my old guitar
Told me Tokyo is a scary place.

答えを探すのは　もうやめた
間違いだらけでいい
I've stopped looking for all the answers.
It's okay to have some flaws.


赤い夕焼けがビルに途切れた
涙をこらえても
次の朝がやってくるたびごとに
迷うことだってあるよね?
The crimson burning (sun); now blocked by skyscrapers
And I deny my tears
Won't every next chilly morning
bode more confusion for me?


正しいことばかり選べない
それくらいわかってる
And its true I can't choose what's right
At least, I know that much.

I just had to share the freakiest stories you'll ever read on a computer








http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/


My goodness.

Click that link for the strongest argument that there is no God.


402 outing and kbox was teh own :D

edit:

205/402 hybrid monkeys met bowlling(LOL) at city hall, but we decided not to wait. As fate would have had it, we bumped into sihua wanzheng and weiqing at the subway at raffles city. The other guys found us after that. Then everyone slowly showed up.

Ate at a hong kong cafe! But I cant remember the name =(

Had some papaya soup with 'charsiew' [with the quotation marks] and dumplings. Like what else is there in hong kong besides the noodles and meat manzxz :D

Hoongjia and Jeremiah came and got another table, sometime after weichong and jungui appeared too.

Talked a LOT. Liyin Meilin and Audrey came after that and subbed, had great convos with them also. Then of course, Jieqiang was in the spotlight again, the bowler. LOL. Grow taller = more shuai. Funny lah.


We were damn bored and somehow found our way behind the esplanade, sitting on the floor and just chilling. Nokia staff grabbed us and took our pictures, giving us free photos and frames! Coooolioooo.

They were actually giving away free T shirts too but I wasn't about to wait 80 minutes for it, hahaha.

AK came and started doing weird things like taking chest shots of our tops. @_@
Apparently he finally got himself a new phone, LG Secret, but apparently it also stinks. Baaad.

Don't know when I have ever felt so compelled to take pictures with anyone. LOL. I think the last time was like Prom, seriously. Never felt so at home in such a long time.

205 outing on 20/03/2009

Details : Meet 10.20am at city hall mrt; people who are late, please haul yourself over to marina square Kbox asap, keep one person smsed so we know you're coming.


Plan is, Kbox from 11am - 2pm, lunch (for the people who are joining us after kbox) from 2pm onwards. Will probably window shop or go bowling or something. In a desperate situation, movie. Lol.

From 4pm onwards, people will start to leave, this is includes(and is not exclusive of others) : 402 guys, weiliat.

The girls are having a dinner after that so whoever's going please inform like Elena.

Please recommend any activities for us to do within the next few days, sms me at 9138****. Or just msn me.

"So you got in through affliation la." is one of the most powerful statements you can say.

Imagine this

"Eh, you know what my classmate said? He said ....
.....*some people* can only come into *said school* through affliation"


And then the power of rumours spreading like wildfire and changing form rapidly results in

"..... all affliated schools can only come in through affliation"

"That bastard with _____ specs insulted us and said we can only come in here through affliation"

"That bastard with _____ specs called us stupid cb and said we can only come in here through afiiliation, luckily we beat him up already"

"That f-ing bastard with _____ specs called us stupid cb that dont know how to study, so we beat him up until he beg for mercy, and now he has to go for counselling."


You know what I predict will come next?

"Some ccb f-ing bastard wearing lanjiao specs called all christians stupid cb that don't know how to study and can only get into schools through affiliation or bribery. Luckily we mobbed him with pitchforks and hand grenades until he publicly castrated himself in front of Dragon LHL and his merry men."


On and on.

How many times should she say this?
"I'm not one of those good girls you always think of"
At the corner of the gasoline stand, she sees our warehouse
When we're going home on thursday, after the jam.

"I like punk rock, in summer I'll still wear this skin"
She thinks it's funny.

"Tomorrow I'm going on TV"; we're on the phone, cause I gotta go home
"Punk's not dead!" I made a weird face, and she laughed.
I'll pick her up after my license, one day


I like punk rock, my Les Paul is really heavy
But from my drum stroke, comes the final moment

With a thrust of her lips, she follows my lead
Still her guitar holds her on
She says she isn't losing
The era of punk will forever live on
In a moment though, she'll be breaking

Oh, anarchy in the night.

It's not as bad as it looks :(


I remembered this from hardwarezone

JE mrt chinese name is yu lang
chinese garden is yu hua
joo koon is yu qun


THIS IS LIKE SUPER HUGE PLOT POTENTIAL. I mean like, 3 MRT stations named after 3 siblings. That's like saying they fought this huge dragon and destroyed a crater in Jurong area thus creating the lake. Poot.

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML.

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML


Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML



http://www.fmylife.com/

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The one second week break is like here!


Friday the 13th :

Finished school at one and I got a 40/55 for chinese test! LUL. Seriously LOL. Like, the last time I had that percentage was pri school.

Chionged out with stacks of paper playing Prinny Can I really be the hero? , reached suntec and 2, boy, are the crowds scary. Even on a friday! Wtfudge. I waited 30 seconds to get on the escalator. Got a HP Printer there for 199. Yes, like finally -.-


Goodness, I got lost in City hall and I took 20 minutes to get to the mrt, then I chionged to nan hua after meeting Kailun.

I TELL YOU ITS TRUE; 1 IN EVERY 5 PERSONS IS IN NJC. IT'S A GREY STORM. RUN FOR YO LAIVES.

Stoned and talked until 8pm, and had a snack at KFC before going home. Messaged people to call them cause I was bored >:


Saturday :

Jack called me at 11.30 and said that no one told him soccer was cancelled.

So he came up to play DMC, watch Role Models, and do random shiz like dota.

At 5 Bro drove us to KAP to meet Weiliat and Kailun. I was dressed in like Nan hua PE shirt, greenridge sec shorts, and Birkenstocks only LOL. Holding the maroon umbrella with one hand, I looked like a friggin ah pek.

Had to da bao back home; Man, Toh Yi Market only has one stall selling dark carrot cake. Like srsly. I had to wander around looking lost like a moron.

Saw this bunch of SAJC canoeists, recognised them cause of ATMG, the 411 Hweleng, and Ziming! Oh my goodness he looks like he rebonded his hair - many many times.

Came back home and prepared for the big game. Liverpool Vs Man U! Reds Vs Red Devils!

My prediction : Man U 1/2 - Liverpool 0.

End result? Man U 1, Liverpool 4.


:/



Whatever la, at least Liverpool shines.

205 outing soon! and maybe 402 outing, and maybe T36 outing, and maybe IG34 outing, and maybe....... time still isn't in my hands :(

Goh Wanxuan Grace +
Jacinda Tay Joo Hwa +
Sarah Low Yan Zhen +
Leong Keet Rufus +
Soh Xing Wei Klinsen


=
CJC PW 178 2009!

COME ON, A LEVEL A PLS. Fire + water + air = purple steamwave plz.







Females + guitar = sexy

Call me weird but I actually think this looks interesting and nice.

非合法のplayでイケナイ事　奴ら退屈しのぎ
Reason come on you ready?
パニクッてくれんなよ!　広がるパノラマのAir Dream
忍ぶ　斜め45°からの怪しい誘いかも
「Hey　ちょっと　5minutes　貰えるかな?」
「まずは退屈しのぎで良いよ」
「明日のスターは君だ」　って　temptation
臭ぇぞ　臭ぇぞ　おぇ　おぇ　おぇ

我がで掴むから結構
脳みそカイロプラクティックはいかがかな?
確率は針の穴ほどの大きさに　指をぶっ刺す位Cool
No　全てが罠に見えるの…Get Justice !

汚れ知らず脱ぎ捨て無抵抗　焦り過ぎ前向きすぎ警報
馬鹿はバックにおんぶに抱っこ　滑り落ちるぞ

※100ある美味しい話の99個の結末は
いつだって僕等をあざ笑いコケにした
石に噛り付いたって　笑ってらんないさ　このまんまじゃ
今度こそ僕が100分の1を手にする※

Reason come on　you ready?
Balalai…浮かれた分×2倍凹むんだよ
Balalai…ロックバンドでもでかい夢見てぇんだよ

Hey boy!　なんて甘い声で　渡される携帯番号
マスコミがちょっと怖いから　若干惜しみながら　捨てておこう

怪しい顔したオジサンがこっちを見ている
きっと僕のことユキチに見えてるんだ
誰を信じ　何を捨て　何を感じ　誰を救う
気付いた時には大概　すでに奪われてる

喰えねぇあんただってよ　夢に敗れたり
恋だってしてきたろうし　気持ちは分かんだろ?
本気過ぎて空回るのも　一寸先しか見えないのも
引き返せない所まで来たら　前しか見えないのも


汚れ知らず脱ぎ捨て無抵抗
そいつに媚びたって売れやしねぇぞ
こっちの水はそっちより甘いよ!
本当は嘘だけどね

馬鹿げてる　ダッシュで消えろよ
ただの火傷じゃすまなさそう
思考回路傷んだ大人達に　絶対負けんなよ

(※くり返し)

誰を信じ　何を捨て　何を感じ　誰を救う
譲れないモノは　ずっと握りしめてろ
追いかけ続けて　どっちから来たかも分からない
僕たちは　帰る場所なんてどこにも無い
恨んだこの街は　昔憧れた街だった‥この場所で
1000分の1だとしても　手にしてやる!


Hou mai dog.

It's been a week since I blogged, that's a VERY VERY long time.

Somehow, despite me still being on the com like 2 hours a day, I can't find time to blog, like whooo.

School's been fine so far, like, okay, not fine, but just very acceptable. I now realise I hate all tutorials and just want to attend lecture after lecture after lecture. Its a bit easier than having to rush tutorials which I don't really understand.

Must not overstress leh, later suicide like in NTU electrical engineering faculty.




I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell
That you've created

You're something beautiful
A contradiction
I wanna play the game
I want the friction

You will be the death of me
You will be the death of me

Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it

Our time is running out
Our time is running out
You can't push it underground
You can't stop it screaming out

I wanted freedom
Bound and restricted
I tried to give you up
But I'm addicted

Now that you know I'm trapped sense of elation
You'd never dream of
Breaking this fixation

You will squeeze the life out of me

You will suck the life out of me



Omgosh, I wanna go back to nan hua every single day and like see all the 2008 sec 4s. Like, we should all find one day to go back in our new uniforms and take photos.

The big green field is gone, all that's left is this huge patch of grey construction filled with WW2 bombs.

Imagine if last year's 402 and 407 had their classrooms right beside each other. That watercooler will be packed with girls sitting around. Every other person would be taking the lift. That corner of school would be the loudest. And the huge mob of guys would make their presence known in the canteen.

That drinks stall corner is now like being held by bangla workers and random people, sad :(

Aiya, why no NHJC? Then we can have like our triangular collar pin, just build a lecture theatre block, with the new sports block, and we're all set! I'm srs. Lol. Reduce the cohort of secondary school la, then make half the classroom tutorial classrooms. Then MASS I.P and JC epic phail A level results.



Who is trustworthy
What can be left behind
What is the feeling
Who should be saved

The reason I can't hand it over is because all along I've been holding on to it
The chase continues and we can’t find out which one it came from
We return to the place where things like nowhere don't exist
The resent I bore against this town; the longing for the days of old of this town
Even if one in a thousand, I’m still going to get it

Law of Opposing schools;

Whenever a Chinese-based school of classmates organise a large scale gathering, the Catholic school WILL hold an event on the date of the gathering to screw up 3 people.


So I went KAP 4 times in the past week, as opposed to having not eaten mcdonalds for 5 months prior to this week. And I only ate a complete meal once out of those 4 times. Hate myself for that.

but then again, for the sake of meeting up with Humans, I Must endure it.

I'm like the ultimate slacker in 1T36 canxzxz, the same class that has like 49208634907698473 billion scandals after a short 3 weeks. Copied at least 10 pages of stuff from random ppl and the only thing I understand is everything except maths xD

Even CHINESE. EVEN CHINESE, 56 MARK MCQ FTW. I LURB CHIU A LEVELS.

402! Go to all your chinese departments and beg them to let you take H1 chinese! I guarantee that you will never regret it :D


Lost weekends ftw