pull on my heart's trigger; oh yeah



Friday, November 30, 2007 8:07 pm





I think I can start priding my blog on putting loads of obscene content, someone flag this video for "Music Abuse" please. Children must not lay their eyes on it.



7:07 pm



Whoooooooosh, a month of the holidays has just blinked itself by and I still feel no such relaxation as promised by the holidays.

I remember reading that, in the modern age, christmas has lost its traditional and religious touch. Therefore its just Xmas. A random holiday for all to celebrate and make merry.

NPCC people are finally relinquished of their burden. Chao just described to me the 'Camp from Hell', here goes :
Day 1
Fall in, take attendance, Day 1 Activities, Lunch, Dinner, Night Activities, NCO Debrief(Whole lot knock it down until 3am).

Day 2
Wake up 5am for 5BX, breakfast, Activities, Lunch, Sleep at games station, Dinner, Night Activities, NCO Debrief(Knock it down until 2am). 3:50am - FIRE DRILL, Lights out.

Day 3
Wake up 5am for 5BX, breakfast, whatever, dismiss, tio pump again.



Which is exactly why I totally hate the word "Camp", any uniformed group camp = shit for 3 days. I wonder if they have bunk inspection.

This week is animenoupdate week, i hate j00 crunchyroll.

I'm suddenly reminded of a time where I thought it was cool to tYp3 l1k3 ^H1$. Differenciate this from tWiITpWiiNCeSsXx lingo, this is known as 1337. Whereby 1337 is derived from leet, which is derived from eleet, which is derived from elite, although some may argue that elite evolved to 3l1t3, and then on to 1337. But who cares.

I think my fingers are social conformists; They will, at peak seasons, begin typing things like

;D
D:
>_>
._.
=D
:D
=O
:o
:O
@.@
-.-

but NEVER ON MY LIFE the following

=.=
^_^
^^
(((((((((((: [ :))))))))))))))))))))))]


I have remained faithful to the word "lol", as long as this body of mine breathes, I shall never fail to use it when it comes to electronic communication, MY LIFE FOR LOL



-.-



Thursday, November 29, 2007 9:24 pm



Its like during a nap, you feel chilly and wrap yourself up tighter. Then you get up and close the window blowing damp freezing air into the room. After that you realise it is hard to sleep due to the head pains you have. You practically have a fitful drift into sleep despite being weak and groggy.

Fever, fuck you. Really.

I just realised I've somehow managed to waste $50 for no apparent reason, pencil case/buffets and 1 shirt which I think looks really gay all of a sudden. That's not a good thing.

Amber Tan Shi Qi, you're a talent at dota, okay? All positive scores and good timing for ultimate when using Zeus. And its only been a week, go train more :D you should overtake me easily i think.




For my 302 kia who are [intentionally] blissfully unaware, our classroom is on the 6th floor, as shown by the exhaust fans of the auditorium air con scorching the surroundings by creating permanent heatwaves. In other words, we will burn.

Good news is, we're closer to the back gate! :D Well, and also much further from the canteen, the worst distance you could ever get. Blast.



8:25 pm



We should get jerseys, cause we make a good team
But yours would look better than mine, cause you're outta my league
And I know that it's so cliche to tell you that everyday
I spend with you is the new best day of my life
Everyone watching us just turns away with disgust
It's Jealously, they can see that we've got it going on


And I'm racking my brain for a new improved way
To let you know your more to me than what I know how to
Say
You're OK with the way this is going to be
This is going to be the best thing we've ever seen



If anyone can make me a better person you could
All I gotta say is I must've done something good
I came along one day and you rearranged my life
All I gotta say is I must've done something right
I must've done something right


Maybe I'm just lucky cause it's hard to believe
Believe that somebody like you'd end up with someone like me
And I know that it's so cliche to talk about you this way
But I'll push all my inhibitions aside
It's so very obvious to everyone watching us
That we have got something real good going on


And I'm racking my brain for a new improved way
To let you know your more to me than what I know how to
Say
You're OK with the way this is going to be
Cause this is going to be the best thing we've ever seen



If anyone can make me a better person you could
All I gotta say is I must've done something good
I came along one day and you rearranged my life
All I gotta say is I must've done something right
I must've done something right
I must've done something right
I must've done something right



Wednesday, November 28, 2007 11:51 pm



Let my wish ride over the wind and ring the bell of daybreak
Just like a bird; My wishes over their airspace
Keep counting the infinite waves, and protect the
future before you; My life I trade in for your pain


I'm like ohmygoodness amazed by gundam 00 okay. Its my first mecha-anime series and I'm pretty much impressed by the plot. Its so unlike Seed and Seed Destiny where your protagonists go around destroying thousands of army grunts without so much as killing one person, which in real life is highly unlikely.

So, you get the year 2307(where we are all dead), the Earth is devoid of fossil fuels and has turned to purely solar energy. By constructing 3 giant orbital elevators, the three major unions of Earth have each attained infinite solar energy via a satellite with belts of solar cells. It is the 24th century, but man has yet to unite as one. Union(America and Japan), the Advanced European Union, and the Human Reform League(China, Russia, and India as heads, middle east and the entirety of east asia) play zero-sum wars to try and joust for supremacy on Earth.

Our heroes are mercenaries working for a private army called Celestial Being. Possessing the powers of their Gundams, they are under orders to do armed interventions in areas of conflict, thereby forcing the parties of Earth to unite, ending all wars.

You have, Tieria the purple headed douchebag(which I thought was a girl at the start) piloting Virtue gundam; Lockon, typical cool dude piloting Dynames(a sniper Gundam, pun on his name); Hallelujah, the moral guy pilots Kyrios(Initially appears as a jet, it can transform to a humanoid form); And Setsuna/Kamal, controlling Exia(which is unique as it has no ranged weapons whatsoever, relying instead on its speed and swords to destroy).

Through your story you get other major characters such as Saji and Louise, students studying aerospace engineering who are constantly involved in Celestial Being's interventions. Marina Ismail, the princess of a country named Azadistan. And various members of the AEU, HRL and Union. Hoho.



Seriously, I've had nothign to do and thus I am able to focus so much on this one series which will end by 2009. Sob.



Tuesday, November 27, 2007 7:31 pm



Taken from Yishuo.


7 THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
(1) Succumbi-esque ghosts, creepy
(2) Drowning
(3) Fat people taking over the country
(4) Heights
(5) Primary school kids
(6) Consciousness being limited to the brain
(7) STDs

7 THINGS I LIKE THE MOST
(1) Any powerful multi-purpose handheld device
(2) Chicken-related food products(I make it sound industrial)
(3) Mangaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(4) My handphone
(5) My drums :D and sticks :DD
(6) My job :D
(7) Anyone wants to take this spot?

7 IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY ROOM
(1) My com.
(2) My bed
(3) Hitsugaya plushie
(4) The huge ass desk
(5) USB cables
(6) The hooks behind my room door
(7) Fan

7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME
(1) I sing whenever I don't have my mp3 with me lol, only to myself.
(2) I totally abhor rich foods(stuff that's too strong in flavour)
(3) I like to tap drum beats on whatever's at hand.
(4) I am guai lan.
(5) As far as my wardrobe is concerned, I'm the brown ranger
(6) I am the untidiest neatfreak on earth
(7) I POSSESS A PLETHORA OF USELESS THINGS INSIDE MY HOUSE

7 THINGS THAT ATTRACT ME TO THE OPPOSITE SEX
(1) Subtle-looking specs or none
(2) Personality wise, anti emo!
(3) Deep
(4) SENSE OF HUMOUR, ALTHOUGH I KNOW THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE IN GIRLS
(5) Liberal and open-minded in speech(regarding anything)
(6) Charming eyes
(7) Sincere

7 THINGS I PLAN TO Do BEFORE I DIE
(1) Learn Japanese and be able to speak it and Mandarin as well as I do in English
(2) Get a car
(3) Tour at least half of Earth
(4) Write a book
(5) Have sex
(6) Be richer than most people I know
(7) Write a script for a play/movie/television sitcom

7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST
(1) "LAWL(in real life)"
(2) "Sian"
(3) "walao... GOOD JOB MAN"
(4) "You know right.."
(5) "lol, imagine *spoof of real life*, then *comedic reaction* "
(6) "lol(when im online)"
(7) "Awww crap"

7 CELEBS CRUSHES(crushes would be too gay hard)
(1) HYDE! (L'arc en ciel)
(2) Hayley Williams! (Paramore)
(3) LKY(he's the love of bb idol projects)
(4) YUI
(5) Patrick Stump lol, he has a good singing voice
(6) SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
(7) Chris Rock

Ehh you have just founded out a lot of stuff about me more than any other quiz which I've done before, clap for yourself!


Went to Changi in the morning to send off the people in Mission Trip. At first I met Alex and Norman at JE mrt, then we took a train one station to Clementi where we got off and decided to wait for Marcus. In the end, he got off after we went into the next train and we had to wait for him at Dover instead. THE SAME THING HAPPENED AGAIN. And basically we missed 4 trains before we reached Changi airport.

Alex wanted to surprise everyone else cause he said he wasn't coming. In the end, his plan to surprise them from behind the escalator was foiled as they all turned around to see him crouching behind a glass parapet like a moron. They even waved at him.


A COOKIE TO WHOEVER CAN GUESS WHAT DAY THAT IS? :)

And so, the epic tale of the brave 300 had begun...


No, stfu. I've been obsessed with 300 lately.

But it was certainly true that the large horde of 300 mission trippers were clogging the entirety of the terminal 1 departure hall. All the best to those going to Thailand, God Bless.

Alex really looked like he wanted to go though.

Marcus Alex Norman and I headed over to Popeye's chicken for lunch. It > KFC, hands down. KFC HAS NO CAJUN FRIES NOOBS.

The trip back was tiring, somehow all of us had fallen asleep on the train although it was 2pm in the afternoon, all of us were dead logs in the carriage. You could've pumped chlorine gas in and no one could've seen the difference.

Im contemplating to buy a lot of things. Should I get a bluetooth headphone set and get more clothes? Or shall I burn it all on a single PSP?

At the same time, it is good to note that although I have a well paying job, my attendance is irregular and thus I have less money than most. haha, I know I'm nuts.



Monday, November 26, 2007 11:18 pm



I'm back to watching futurama now that its come back with a bang after 4 years of hiatus.

Futurama : Bender's Big Score

The film opens with a short, pun-driven explanation that Planet Express (the series) was canceled by the "brainless drones" at the Box Network (FOX), and has been for two years now. Professor Farnsworth then learns that the same brainless morons that canceled the company have themselves been fired, and Planet Express is back on the air.

Following their renewal, the Planet Express crew has a party, during which Hermes is decapitated by a poorly hung sword and his body crushed by the Planet Express ship. He is rushed to the emergency room, where his head is placed in a jar while his body is repaired. The man that performs the procedure, Lars, takes an immediate liking to Leela, much to Fry's chagrin.

During a delivery to the nude beach planet, Leela points out a Bender tattoo on Fry's ass, which Fry didn't know existed. As they rest on the beach, a trio of nudist scammer aliens go around the beach asking for e-mail addresses, using flimsy excuses to get the entire Planet Express crew to sign.

Upon returning to Earth, the entire crew is sent hundreds of spam messages, which they all fall for. Bender is even infected by a virus. The scammers then show up at the door, having purchased Planet Express through the Professor's stolen personal information. Bender's virus is also their doing, causing him to obey them without question. They quickly turn the building into their headquarters and begin scamming the entire planet.

The scammers search for more information using their "sprungers", organs in their necks which engorge when information is near. They are drawn to the tattoo on Fry's ass, which is revealed to contain the binary code for paradox-free time travel. Bender reads it off and the entity which may or may not be God sends a green orb to their location. Nibbler chooses this moment to reveal himself, explaining that using the code could destroy the universe. When they refuse to listen, he has a squad of small ships attack the scammers: they simply beat the ships with chairs.

Using the time-travel code, the scammers have Bender steal every valuable object in history. They even have Bender steal the Professor's favorite doomsday device. Hermes, meanwhile, asks Bender to travel back in time and kill an earlier version of himself for a replacement body. Doctor Zoidberg reattaches Hermes' head to the new body, but does it backwards. The Professor, having analyzed the time-travel code, discovers that the "doom field" is what corrects the paradoxes, ensuring that any duplicates created as a result of time travel meet their end eventually. The Professor insists that, because of this, Hermes' duplicate body is doomed.

Once the scammers steal everything of value from history, they decide to destroy the time-travel code by killing Fry and blanking Bender's memory. Fry escapes by using the code to go to the day he was frozen. Bender is sent back to kill him. Bender, while waiting for Fry, creates a duplicate of himself when he needs to use the bathroom. Another Bender then appears to place the time-travel code on Fry's ass. The original Bender eventually catches Fry as he appears in the past and attempts to kill him, only to have his feelings for Fry cause an overload. Fry shoves him in a cryo-tube before he can explode. The leftover Bender spends the next twelve years hunting Fry, eventually blowing up Panucci's Pizza when Fry walks inside and considering his job done.

When Bender returns to report his success, the scammers wipe his memory, freeing him from their control. The crew holds a funeral, only for Fry to walk in on it. As Fry explains, he also used the code to make a duplicate of himself, while he (the original) simply hid in another cryo-tube and came back to the future. Nibbler destroys the time travel tattoo to keep the scammers from abusing it further.

Leela and Lars, having had several dates, decide to get married. At the wedding, Hermes' body is crushed by a chandelier, which the Professor announces was bound to happen because the body was a duplicate. This announcement suddenly makes Lars nervous, and he calls off the wedding.

The scammers eventually manage to trick Earth President Richard Nixon into selling Earth itself, forcing everyone to evacuate to other planets. To retake the planet, Leela assembles a fleet with the help of Nixon and Robot Santa. Despite the scammers having built a network of solid gold Death Stars around Earth, their fleet is victorious. The scammers, however, have one last trick: the doomsday device they had Bender steal. What they do not realize is that Bender actually has it, having stolen it back after they cleared the virus forcing him to obey them. He launches it and blows up their ship.

On Earth, Leela is still unhappy that Lars left her at the altar. Fry, wanting her to be happy, tries to get her back together with Lars. The reunion is cut short by the lead scammer, who survived the doomsday device thanks to his doom-proof vest. The scammer is drawn to Lars, claiming that the time-travel code still exists. Lars tricks him into approaching the cryo-tube with the Bender on auto-destruct, and once that Bender is released the explosion kills them both. The explosion singes off some of Lars' clothing, revealing the time-travel tattoo. A flashback explains that Lars is actually Fry's duplicate, having survived Bender's attempted murder with a damaged larynx and a burned-off scalp. Upon realizing that he was Lars, the duplicate froze himself to be with Leela.

At Lars' funeral, one last paradox needs to be resolved: Fry receiving the time-travel tattoo. Bender, in a tuxedo, does this. When Bender emerges from the cave beneath Planet Express, he invites his hundreds of duplicates out. So many Benders in one place causes the universe to begin tearing apart, which Bender responds to with a deadpan "Well, we're boned."

-by wikipedia and whoever edited it-


I do a lot of stupid pointless things that I end up regretting. I wanna be able to stop myself at any point.



Sunday, November 25, 2007 4:47 pm



Its official.

Christmas party at my condo, Cashew heights on 24th december 2007.

Talk to me if you wanna help to organise it. If you are reading this, you are by default invited to the party :D need to have a lot of things sorted out.



Friday, November 23, 2007 9:17 am



Enchanted got me going real good. Its also partially a musical. You see the deep contrast between fairy tales and real life. In RL we think too much, perhaps 1 day marriages are possible :O

If one is going to watch, try to spot the hundreds of movie references in the movie. Don't try too hard, it isn't that tough. And its absolutely normal to start singing after the movie, effective method to express yourself. The movie itself can be enjoyed by the young and old, but more easily by the old, hehe.

Some of Disney's princesses are ninjas. They can use a mass summoning jutsu to call upon the wild.
E.g sing to summon 3098490185.9 billion animals. I hope they don't get Eric Cartman's satanic woodland creatures.

I don't feel like staying at home anymore :(



Thursday, November 22, 2007 10:56 pm



I shall do a few random summaries.


A Predator is an alien-warrior from an unknown planet that lives to hunt. It is humanoid in shape but has extraterrestrial like facades and limbs. Armed with the technologies and weapons of its race, it seeks to strike down opponents worth of dueling. A Predator's wristblades are versatile and invincible weapons, having met hothing that they cannot cut. Any attempt to surgically remove them causes the Predator excruitiating pain and undue stress.

However, their honour does not allow them to kill the weak, unarmed, or pregnant. A Predator would destroy himself with his wrist mounted plasma-explosive than force himself to accept defeat. By being obsessed with 'the hunt', they created the Xenomorph species, as the prototype for the perfect prey. It worked too well..


An Alien, or more specifically a Xenomorph, is a bestial creature that has extremely acidic blood and a tough exoskeleton. They have oval shaped heads and have an extremely muscular inner jaw that can extend out and crunch on its chosen prey, usually for removing the heads of the said victim.

A xenomorph's maturation process is complex. It begins as a facehugger larvae; A small spider-like creature. By leaping great distances, it can latch itself to a host's face and forcefully implant its embroyo through the host's mouth, thereby transferring the embroyo into the chest cavity. The facehugger then detatches itself and dies. Following with, the chestburster that develops from the embroyo, will chew its way through the chest of the host, be it human or predator, thereby exiting the host with a sickening explosion. Once freed, it finds suitable nourishment to evolve into its adult form.

There is usually only one queen that lays the eggs of the xenomorphs. It is much larger in size than most other xenomorphs, standing 2 or 3 storeys tall, although it is in no way less agile and slower.



zzzzz mom interrupting blog post, gotta sleep.



Tuesday, November 20, 2007 10:48 pm



I realised I really like Yui's songs :O

My generation
Understand
Rolling Star
Thank you my teens
CHER.R.Y
It's all right
Tomorrow's way
Love&Truth

It's like cool and heartwarming at the same time :D

I pity the NPCC peeps who have to go back every single weekday and have no freedom absolutely whatsoever. Open house rehearsals, camp group meetings; It's like Carlsberg inverse, cause 'It just doesn't get any worse than this'

I am sick AGAIN. Down with fever and flu that just doesn't let me sleep properly, hope I don't get addicted to paracetamol tablets again. Way to ruin this holiday, you stupid stupid stupid body! :(

I wish I could expel my consciousness out of my body temporarily so I could take a gander at the bigger picture of life, more literally than anything else. At the same time, won't someone sms chat me? I'm having 800 unused messages each month. Appreciate it.



1:10 am



I suppose I have to remain loyal by saying that maplesea finally will have 4th job in 3 hours time. Go global!


I sought the flame of one, desiring her fever for my own



Sunday, November 18, 2007 11:50 pm



I feel sad that no one has a trace of willingness to comment on what im writing instead of what i tell them :(

Things you learn from LDC:

Charlie Squad loves bak kua;
2 tonne cakes are a must for all expenses paid weddings;
Cruises to Hawaii are short (3 weeks);
Michael Jackson can moonwalk the entire circumference of honolulu;
Feeding your friend when his arms aren't broken is really gay;
All talent show hosts are at least 90% effeminate, even if he is in BB;
怕 =/= 小白;
Nothing is worse than rising GST;
Must 'standardize';
Tchoukball is fun for people who aren't good at ball games like myself;


Went grocery shopping with mom and dad after camp, bought a whole lot of crap junk food. Dad nearly bought a plastic cane filled with gummy krabby patties :( I wanted that so much lol

Lot 1 is getting a major revamp again. Reminds me of how when I moved, and I stopped going there. The drastic changes to its entire structure, especially that of the 4th floor. I'd lost walking distance to a shopping centre, at the same time, easy access to my best friend's house. And a normal HDB neighbourhood life. Such was that that died in december 2003.

Its no wonder I keep having dreams about returning back to my old house someday. Perhaps I'm so sentimental because I spent 9 of my 15 years there. Still miss the old stainless steel slash grilles, the blue curtains, and the old ornamental doorknobs. And the pool table in the dining room! :(

This is the type of content that you'd never imagine you would read on a guy's blog. I loaded it with so much of my thoughts that I feel drained now, not just because of the physical exhaustion, but because indelible memories have left me with a void expelling all of my internal emotion. Really wears out the mind.



Friday, November 16, 2007 11:16 pm



It was about 11pm when the 6 of us took the fastest walk from costa sands to the mrt station, and it was only 6 minutes. Best part was, we caught the last train.

Morning air is cold, even in a blazing hell hole like Singapore. We settled down after watching some 2 or 3 fat uncles playing their "shuaige" accounts in maple telling people to ccpls.

We somehow lasted 5 hours doing absolutely nothing productive in front of computers. And then we waited for the first train.

Boonbin Weichong and Zhiwei had their stuff at the chalet so they went back to Pasir Ris, while Jieqiang Jungui and I went the other way to have Mcdonalds breakfast at JP. If you ever catch the first train to reach boon lay, SIT DOWN AND WATCH. You will see everyone else *DASH* out of the train and down the stairs/escalators frantically as if the train was having a countdown to self-destruction. The entire show is priceless.

Spent most of the time at Macs ridiculing the uniform group system. And I learnt that Jieqiang can be insanely high if he lacks sleep. Never let him touch drugs.



The depth of my mindset has only hit sophomore status. How long will it be before I can finally be able to stand on my own two feet and face impending challenges? Time is not enough, but then what is?



Thursday, November 15, 2007 12:04 pm



I was reading stuff about typical drama scripts. The probability of one guy and one girl getting together increases exponentially after constant bickering and insulting of each other for no apparent reason dies down.

Can I skip the argument part? Because its not happening.



12:55 am



Just realised I somehow didn't update for the past 3 days. Ohmygosh. I always need to write stuff somewhere, if not I'll just implode with all the irrelavent thoughts swirling in my cranium.

Met yishuo and went into Seoul garden at Ngee Ann city! Wowow first time there, lol.

We were comparing how much it owns Marina.

Accessibility : Seoul wins
Atmosphere : Seoul wins
Availability of beverages : Seoul wins
Being able to know what you're eating : Seoul wins
Taste of food : Could be a tie
Hygiene of food : Seoul wins
Oil splatter : Seoul has less, therefore it wins
Reminder of good times : Seoul wins


Okay, we camped there for 3.5 hours eating and eating and eating. All I can say is, thank goodness I chomped down on green peppers during the feast, if not heaven knows what would happen to my colon.

Songming and Nicky joined us with their charborz and they had a relatively healthy meal. They focused more on the soup rather than the barbecue, so their grill area looked tidy. And I guess they ate well, save for Nicky and Serene's fruit-ice-kachang-with-raisins-and-like,-random-fruits.

Walking to MRT seemed like an eternity, yishuo left and I was stuck alone between the paces of two couples, made me feel bad about myself LOL. Noting the difference in movement speed between them was easy though.

Chalet wise, attendance was okay after we joined in with jieqiang and gang. Cherhan said he only wanted to go because of tits :o

I feel like I'm not uniquely-myself. It was like, everyone I saw there had a distinct change in appearance, and I stayed the same o.O

Didn't go rollerblading even after Nicky's new brainwashing skillz worked their magic, cause there was no one hour rentals.

We walked about Pasir ris park, oblivious to the rather creepy surroundings and just talked and laughed about stuff; Jieqiang's ncc camp; the people rollerblading; and the other stuff which I would normally describe as "Imagine *some retarded scene*".

I left Pasir ris with jieqiang nicky songming weiren and jungui. The MRT was SOMEHOW, another new train model, creeped me out. Talked to jieqiang about a lot of stuff, and I realised halfway I had been speaking chinese for half an hour non stop.

I hate going home alone, its always, quiet. Even my mp3 blasts deafening silence onto my eardrums as I set it at high volumes. Bukit Panjang is horribly cold at night, and its spooky to walk up cashew road with all the trees :(

Fear of the dark okay, never got over it. Only when I'm with someone else can I brave every sickening aura that engulfs me. It was nice to know that when I opened the door home, the lights were on and there was a muffin on the table with a cup of milk.

One good reason to love the family.



Sunday, November 11, 2007 11:12 pm





A really wordy one, and not everyone will get the joke :D




I hope you do



5:41 pm



Its not a matter of whether you can change, its a matter of whether you can keep going on.

To any of you : Flashback to two years ago, what would you be doing on the same day and time as now? Compare the people you would call if you had problems, how different are they and why?

Was just thinking about this, because its also one reflection of how one has changed through time.

I guess, as you grow older, you lose the energy and hot-headedness that once surged through your veins. You begin to kick back, and look at the bigger picture; And yes, you do, in fact, enjoy life more easily.

Oh, how easy it is to write your lamentations on a blog in a desperate attempt to attract pity and attention from others. This would have been impossible 10 years ago, where the only attention whoring was in RL. No wonder society has excreted out new species of scum which proudly call
themselves "emo".

I am addicted to soft drinks and alcohol. I simply cannot go one day without at least one can of coke or beer. The urge to drink will simply just drive me out to go downstairs and purchase something to ease my desire.

And I just realised the past 3 paragraphs do not link to each other in any way. How do I think? >_>


I like Japan. Seriously. They have the world's friendliest population, and they've given us so much, here are some, to name a few.
  1. Shonen Jump(Most of the manga we know comes from this weekly mag, Naruto, Bleach, One piece and DBZ is included in here)
  2. Sushi
  3. Sony(includes your psp, you nerds)
  4. $1 stores
  5. Instant noodles
  6. Toyota
  7. Nintendo
  8. Panasonic(ideas for life! :D)
  9. Ramen
  10. Mos Burger
  11. Pepper Lunch
  12. Takashimaya(LOL, it does have a Japanese motif right?)
  13. Ninjas
  14. Tatami mats
  15. Vending machines(not sure about this one, but...)
  16. Condoms/stockings/Cigarettes IN vending machines
  17. Nihongo
  18. Pokemon
  19. Pick-the-prize Arcade Machines
  20. Lolicon(for those who actually indulge in it)
  21. Takoyaki
  22. L'arc~en~ciel (imma fanboy :O)
  23. The result of the usage of an atomic bomb
  24. Asahi beer
  25. 90% of the world's video games
  26. THE NINTENDO WII, HOW COULD I FORGET
  27. Maglev bullet trains
  28. Uchiwa fans to fan our satay LOL
  29. Hard Gay
  30. Hidamari no Tami (You know, those little cute creature ornaments that sit on your desk, he's usually a turtle with a retarded face, with his head bobbing left and right, powered by light. You have one, I have one, everybody has one!)
  31. Gachapon machines (Insert money, out comes toy)
  32. Green tea(and all greentea related products)
  33. Astro Boy
  34. Nissan
  35. Their retarded comedy prank shows/gameshows
  36. Asia's leading fashion trends

Aaand that's all I can think about today.



Thursday, November 08, 2007 7:37 pm






Bleah. the holidays are so NOT working out



Tuesday, November 06, 2007 10:39 am






I love the cutesy way Kris draws his cyanide and happiness characters, they're just so small and adorable :D I mean, look at the smile in the first frame, ISN'T THAT CUTE



Monday, November 05, 2007 7:56 pm



I'm back chugging down shandy after shandy after mom bought some back. Neglegible alcohol content ftw! Asahi falls flat face down to its 1337 h4x.

Like, everyone is freaking me out.

For starters, Nicky told me Serene was going to work in a factory o.O Okay, that expands the possibilities of teenage holiday jobs; A hawker centre environment(myself), a restaurant environment, a desk-job environment(telemarketers, the same people who piss you off calling you might be your good friends), now even a factory environment.

The 2 came over to visit me. Slacked and chatted with them for nearly 1 hour, about a LOT of stuff. I realised I haven't seen them in like 2 weeks.

I took another long nap again. From 5 - 7. 2 Hours. I won't get to sleep well tonight.


Not like I could anyway



10:54 am










Sunday, November 04, 2007 6:36 pm



Koped this quiz from people who will know whom i koped it from


Have you ever ?
[ ] Gotten detention(sch)
[x] Gotten your phone/mp3 player takenaway
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
[ ] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class. ):
[x] passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Went on myspace, friendster, xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an ipod cd , etc during class.
[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a test
[x] Ate food during class
[ ] Gotten a call home
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go
[x] Stuck your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
[x] Forged your parents signature
[ ] Made out in school
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher
[x] Copied homework



Total 29 checked -> multiply by 3, you get 84%

My school life is basically 87% screwed. How does that make sense?



1:58 pm



My current thoughts on the plot of Bleach as of 03/11/07 : It is very possible to tear down the whole of Las Noches down in its current state with no hint of any Vasto Lord class Menos under Aizen's control. However, it will definitely require the aid of the Vizard. Ichigo has to be the one to defeat Aizen because most of Soul Society is already under the spell of Kyouka Suigetsu, plus, he's the main character

Like, went out with Alex and everyone else yesterday.

Was the only person from nan hua, the other 49 were from Bukit Batok Sec. Played a bit of basketball(without having to run) :O and then watched the rest play.

Irvin is teh siaoz. He finished his lunch in 5 minutes, the next person came in at a very distant 13.

We had some ice-breaking games. Each team had to blow up 2 balloons per member, then tie one to each of their legs. Then everyone in their groups had to line up and place their hands on each other's shoulders. After that chaos would ensue as everyone frantically tried to dodge the oncoming wrath of their opponents while trying to exterminate them at the same time.

The balloons were horrible lol. They gave most of us allergic reactions and were incredibly hard to blow. And they randomly burst, it was quite normal to hear a burst and then a scream in an average of a 20 second interval.

I
Will definitely try to get people out of the house, or get them into my house.



Saturday, November 03, 2007 10:59 am






This is one of the more, memorable pages that people might remember. When it comes out as anime, it'll probably be the last few seconds of the episode.



Friday, November 02, 2007 6:45 pm



I was taking a look out of the Sentosa express monorail just now, holy mother of *insert idol here*





Like, check out the marvel that we have created, the Integrated Quarry Resort! Man its looking so beautiful, and its going to shine even brighter once its complete in 2010! That's only like, 2 years and 2 months time! Oh my goodness I can picture the family fun now ._.





Aboard the Carlsberg viewing tower. 131 metres above the sea level and I can't see anything beyond Vivocity. *looks at Eddie's expression as John's and Kailun's are out of my camera angle* So enthu D: Regretably, we didn't sing any irritating advertisement songs aboard the ride.

I woke up at 6.30am thinking it was 7 because it was so bright outside, the wind was building to its gale force again. Couldn't sleep as it was too damn cold.

Sentosa was fun, we played beach soccer(which obliterated our feet) and Captain's ball with a ball of 1 metre diameter. Fun. Let's all whack ahmeng >:D




For junkies of 7-Eleven, here's a thought that I intentionally made to sound like a certain question to piss you off.

SUPER big gulp contains X number of moles of Sprite and costs $2.20, Big gulp contains Y number of moles(which is minisculy smaller in comparison) and costs $1.60. Which is more value for money?

We all agree that the height is the same, now, look at the width of each cup. Super Big constitutes of a diameter roughly 0.2cm longer than Big. Now, note the smaller *handle area* at the bottom of Super Big. Deduce that Big gulp actually contains more drink than Super big. Moral of the story? Bigger =/= Better.

I hurt my foot! Wanna amputate it now =/



Thursday, November 01, 2007 11:45 pm






About This Video

Did not pay in the end! Now covered in Daily Mail! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live...

The 3 British assholes in the video probably weigh 200 kgs combined and they want a 67-year old man to ferry them on his human-powered trishaw. Throughout the ride, they were mocking him openly. When they decided they have made enough fun of the poor man, they pretended to have no money to pay for the SGD$10 ride and made the man follow them around like a beggar. The video clip ends abruptly but in an interview with "The Newpaper", the senior gentleman revealed that they left in the cab without paying.

The senior uncle was mocked, humiliated and cheated of his money. These 3 assholes actually think this is funny and uploaded it at http://youtube.com/watch?v=XH6RIzb_UKU as "The slowest taxi in South East Asia" and commented "This guy was hilarious."

In a newspaper interview, the rascal Bo Davis who uploaded the video wasn't repentant and said that they were not bullies, just "insensitive. " His account is at http://youtube.com/user/B0Davis Feel free to tell him how you feel about him.

Do refrain from racist taunts in your comments. The bastardly acts of these 3 hooligans are theirs and theirs alone. There are bad eggs in every society. There are also many good people around. See http://www.flickr.com/photos/sallyand...
(Uncle Lee looks cute!)

Unlike what Bo Davis has claimed, the outbursts from the Singapore public have nothing to do with their race and nationality. If 3 local lads did the same thing to the elderly man, they will similarly be condemned and will eventually find their sorry asses in prison where they will be given "VIP" treatment. Bo Davis and his gang are lucky they are tourists and are now back home. In this part of the world, you simply cannot bully the elderly. If you did this in South Korea or China, the only way you can go home is in body bags.

On a side note, why are our elderly working such a tough job at such an old age? Is it because their public assistance grant of S$290/mth is not enough? I leave it to you to find out. These are the same people who built Singapore to what it is today but they can't enjoy the fruits of their labour and even have to be humiliated by tourists. This trishaw rider was a construction worker in his younger days so he literally built Singapore up! What is being done to help these people?

If you see senior citizens on the streets peddling their wares to earn a meagre living, please have a heart and buy whatever they are selling. Your comfortable lives in Singapore today are fruits of their labour.



Bloody hell, if these pussies dare to show presence back in Singapore, the entire population is going to make them regret it.



4:44 pm



My first day of 3 hours of work and 1 hour of break has yielded me $30. HAH, IN YOUR FACE UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE!

I thought one lady ordered $5 白饭 can. I had to stop myself from laughing when I mistakenly heard it. But through the whole thing, I nearly dieded

Tomorrow's sentosa trip with 94th. Hah, shall slack and not play beach sports to protect my ankles.

I think I'm degrading into a lazy, prone-to-be-late-for-outings, sleeper. Goodness, everything I once despised.



Super cheesy start, real catchy song though. Won't you agree?