Happy birthday Pang Kai Lun!. Not like you'll read this, but it'll give me peace of mind. Thanks for everything you've helped me with. Eh, people, if you read this, tell him. :D

So, today, was PHYSICS TEST OF DOOM! WHOOOOOOOOOO. Fun man, I'm so going to rock except for the last 2 questions :(

Chinese was exercise time. Bio was exercise time. Valerie Wang didn't come, har har har.

I did a sudoku puzzle for 1 hour plus and didn't finish it.

It is interesting to note, I spoke chinese for half the day and wanted to slap myself for butchering the language up again and again.

Oh yes, I hate international school people. They take it out to Clementi Mcdonalds, strut their accents and dump their bags, shouting and yelling in a feeble attempt to act like hooligans. Its certainly not a sincere apology when you jump around in a bubble tea kiosk queue, apologise to the people behind you, and go on anyway.

It doesn't help if you flirt with older ladies 20 years your senior and take your time ordering your tea and acting stupid.

Well I'm not saying anything, but that's what I observed today. If I don't like you, what can you do about it?

:D

I want my spider man 3. Spider maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, spider maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Radioactive.. spider maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...

THE WORLD'S HARDEST QUIZ

I wasted like 3 hours on it, got to question 91, see how far you guys can go. Good luck.






You'll need it.

LARS : Part Deux


301 : La non existente
302 : La vete a la mierda
303 : El plagiarismo
304 : El agujerear
305 : El cara heces
306 : La asaltantes
307 : El excitar
308 : La inútil

Unfortunately enough I don't know what tablet pc classes are like so D:

I think the naruto manga series is a good 100 episodes ahead of the anime. Strange that I have no idea what is going to happen in the storyline even though wikipedia has spoiled everything for me.

Compo is over, now leaves a 17 hour rush period of examination time, yay.

Cogida medio-año examinación!

GET OUT! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY COMPLICATED INTELLECT!

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

I don't play the game though.

Glass Eye

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye (work with me here). He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.

Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's ass was that eye staring right back at him.

"You know," said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."



This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS).

Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS. We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands.

Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last week my secretary said to me, "I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterward she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS.

There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS. This database will encompass all information associated with the business.

As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, "here, stick this in MYASS." It will be a great day when we need data quickly and our employees can respond, "Here it is, I just pulled it out of MYASS."

Her Side of the Story:
=================

He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk a bit more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no.

But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back
home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know, he didn't say it back or anything, this is really worrying me.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say it's all over between us.

Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, he responded to my
advances. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.


His Side of the Story:
================
GOD DAMMIT, REFRESHER NAIX. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?

1) Snape only stuns Flitwick...he couldve easily murdered him
(2) Snape doesnt kill Luna and Hermoine? Why?
(3) When Harry uses Sectumsempra on Malfoy all he does is give him detention...I mean he couldve gotten Harry expelled for use of dark magic
(4) In the 5th book if Snape hadn't alerted the Order then Harry and his friends wouldve been dead for sure..I mean when Harry says Padfoot is in danger only few knew who he was referring to..
(5) Snape vs Harry ------ Snape doesnt kidnap harry like he easily could've and does not harm him at all..Instead it almost seems like hes giving him lessons on how to duel.......
(6) Malfoy notices 2 brooms but Snape doesnt????
(7) Why did Dumbledore freeze harry? He was under the invisibility cloak and wouldn't have been in any real danger (unless dumbly thought he would do something stupid). Personally I think it was a setup to ensure that Harry would not interfere...
(8) Dumbledore sacrifices himself to save not only Draco and his family but also Snape who wouldve had to kill him or die (Breaking the Unbreakable Vow=death). This ensures Snape is now completely trusted by Voldemort.
(9) When Dumbledore said Severus Please...It sounded like he was begging for his life..But would Dumbledore ever do that? WOULD HE??? NO!!!! He was telling Severus to finish him..to go ahead with the plan.
(10) Dumbledore gave Snape the Defense Against the Dark Arts post...EVEN THOUGH he knew that it had been cursed by Voldemort. He perhaps knew that Snape would not be required beyond the year.



10 reasons why Severus Snape may not be ebil after all

Lol. Dota forums rock.







Look at the way "David Blaine" looks at the camera after every trick.

And for those of you who don't read news, click here and search for cho seung hui. I'm bored.

Okay I'm going to write again.

After receiving 3 tags(which i guess came this morning), and having none for the past few days. Who reads my blog anyways, psh.

So once again, I went to chem make-up lesson. Definitely not the first of its kind, not with dear Siew Fung. lalalalla, I absorbed barely any info on mole concept, and she went through the chem test that I can never fight marks for.

Okay, I'm not THAT bad at chem, just that I can never be bothered to memorise chemical formulae of compounds or ions.

Its quite surprising i finally get myself to study only when mom goes overseas, she'll come back smack dab in the middle of my mid years. DAMMIT. D:

Japan trip, nearly forgot about it.

Yesterday I got excused ponned from sports day. The doctor(whom I waited 2.5 hours for) told me i could go for MRI scan because the deformity could not be determined by simple Xrays.

You know, MRI scan, like the one you lie down and they move you into the machine, sweep you from top to toe and then they tell you not to breathe for 20 seconds so they can get a good scan.

And then I failed SS, lowest in 3/2. Record. <3

Well, I finally made an effort to change blogskin. This one looks very androgynous with the mild colours but yes I love the bird at the side <3 Hot sex indeed

Congratulations nan hua dance society for... getting gold with honours? :D

That prestigious title was bestowed at about 10am this morning, much to my surprise, hoongjia began to physically abuse me when he got high. Cheers resounded around the school again and again and again.

Anyway, I THINK MY EFFORT PAID OFF. I'M GOING TO PASS CHINESE =O

Holy shizzle I'm totally cereal man.

There seems to be a repeating occurance, every time a teacher holds us back after school, it will rain heavily for about 1 hour before the sky clears and everything goes back to normal save for the wet floor.

I went home today.

Some of you must be wondering what the conformist/nonconformist border is for, you're welcome to ask me. For those on the conformist section, you might want to think carefully how you're going to approach me :)


I'm not afraid to walk this world alone

Tomorrow is chinese test.

:)

So yeah, 302 enjoyed 5 free periods as miss kali and mrs leuar were MIA. We did compre and I nearly slept during chinese lesson, which is so freaking unlike me.

I don't have much mood to play games now, I didn't run 2.4 today because of that nbccb swelling.

Had chinese oral. You can pretty much guess what happened. I can pass the reading, but the 对话 was total ggness. Yes, I just coined that term.

Why do we have to learn so much?

Yesterday's bitchbox session with fag5 left me somewhat destressed.

Let's ask yourself these few questions.

Who cares how many isotopes chlorine has?
How many cubic graphs will you use in your lifetime?
Why do so many 成语 and 4+ syllable english words have to mean something you would normally just say?
Do you really want to calculate how much energy you use to open a door?
....Do I need to mention the plant circulatory system?
Who wants to know if Stalin was a total fucktard. If we keep looking back into the past, how will we progress into the future?
I summarise our geography textbook into 3 words : Nat. Geo. Max.

:D I'm a fucking assclown. Yes, kill me if you want.

Sigh, things will calm down for a while after midyears. Teachers will be gone to manage cultural pot again, calm down dood.

Me no likey be emotionally unstable.

I want to be able to run again.

I am a slave to Mcdonald's big breakfast.

Well, it looks like another saturday just flew by without much happening. As opposed to what would be happening about a year ago, NDP, lol.

For the benefit of those who don't know, the floating stage at Marina Bay will host the NDP with a "sea" theme. There'll be jellyfish balloons being pulled by speedboats and stuff. And yes, SOKA is doing a performance, again >_>

Looks like I never will get to watch freedom writers, damn. Too bad =/

I'll buy the DVD when its out.

Anyone noticed that hillary swank seems to be in a lot of films lately?

Angel arena on wc3 is freaking stupid. Damn hard to level up and stuff. I haven't tried registering nor downloading granado espada yet, too lazy.


I WANT TO DOTA, NOW

*SPOILER ALERT*

Okaaaay. So today's blog of the day is HERE! have fun reading, dont die.


Sometimes you do get pissed off at strangers for no apparent reason.

SS test was a breeze considering hoongjia and I read the test like a book. Easy shizzle. I rushed home to find out there wasnt tuition today >_> After getting angry missing a 184 by 20 seconds.

Hanzhe IS, a freaking lesbian. If I had a dollar for everytime she touched a girl.... $_$

Chem practical was damn fun today. Mainly because we kept adding things together and always got purple solutions. Then there was this experiment which turned the solution magenta and adding another chemical would cause it to turn colourless again. So cool

DAMN IM BORED.


I wanna say goodbye man

I know how to waste 4 hours at mcdonalds now.

So basically you buy a freaking Fillet O' Fish student meal and upsize it changing your drink to sprite so you cant chug it down all at one go.

And then you buy barbecue sauce and eat half of your fries first so you can actually finish your food later on. Barbecue sauce tastes nice, but not when boonbin takes nicky's fries and dips it in your sauce D:

Next you argue about whether to go home or stay and "study". When yishuo leaves you turn around, notice that half of the 2/1 people have left and bobo will ask you to join them.

You walk over and read Social Studies for half an hour. After that, you talk about porn to girls and start mass gossiping while having to pee once every half an hour. Then you start laughing at cold jokes.

One day there was a matchstick that scratched its head and BOOM!

What fish grows smaller from head down? AN ANCHOVY WITH A HELMET


I wanted to die at xueyao's jokes and her expressions. We then deduced that $*!@£!@"$%) is fat and we made a shit lot of comparisons.

I had phobia of takin 184 after clementi central so I took 184 with bobo. then we talked about random shit and more shit. She hates like all teachers >_>

then SOMEONE kept spamming me sms while I was walking home. Bathed, ate and played card shuffle for 1 hour with yishuo.

TOMORROW IS
Shadow
Strike
TEST.

And we all know nan hua is comprised of :

Nazi
Annoying
Numbskulls

OR

Horrifying
Underaged
Assholes


Woof woof.

302nd post! No, I won't dedicate this to my class.


I was damn tired today after coming back from tuition + haircut. Its class test week, and im only less than halfway through.

I want Linkin Park's new music, want to hear their "evolution in their progress". They claimed its totally different than before.

I saved many sec 3s because tomorrow's parade is only up till 4.15pm for those whom have class tests. Thank me all.

I'm so going to flunk the chinese test, I stupidly failed the easy one last time and now how am I supposed to pass this supposedly more difficult one? Sigh. Sometimes I wish I could turn the calendar back a few years and start working harder.

Last night, I nearly killed myself in my dream. But for the whole day today I had the creepy feeling that if I had really done so, I might not have woken up to see the day, even if it WAS just a dream.

He has a plan, he has a plan.

I'm going to score an average of b3 again. I'm going to do it, I will do it. I swear it. Or may I be blasted to oblivion without having a chance to do so much as scratch my crotch.

And yes, I've cleared seasons 7 through 10 of south park. Freaking cool show, too bad its banned in Singapore. And I always love it when Kenny dies, even though he only dies a few times now. And yes, Butters is cute.

Has anyone seen cherhan's hair today. Hawt. Lol. But looks good on him.

Holy shizzle Easter day pwnz.

CHC has nice performances man, expected from the largest church in Singapore.

Who studied test? Tell me. For those who haven't, let's go library or Mcdonalds someday. After all, it is class test week >_>

Midyears coming soon, GAHZ.

Contemplating to get the Samsung K5 player. No MP3 is killing meh D: I r not spoilt brat though.

Today's drum was fun man. Played Must Get Out by Maroon 5. rofl. Damn fun. DAMN FUN. Then zhongyi came to clementi and we had dinner together. He was damn late lawl. Like, from Jurong West go by KJE into BKE and PIE and then turn into clementi avenue 6 >_>

Damn pro lor.

Studying geog now, damn.

300th post lehz.

Went to tuition in the morning, then after that went to eat lunch at the nearby coffeeshop because I was DAMN DAMN DAMN hungry la.

So I saw daniel and his friends on the 176, think he was going someone's house. Got home and changed my contacts + shirt. Mom came back and fetched me and yannick to clementi.

So I first met chao before we found fangyu and we went over to MRT station. We went over to the street soccer court after I knew no one was going to come soon.

I played a little soccer, nicky was late with yijo. Jiayu and fangyu wasted a shit lot of time by just watching us play. So boring for them la, loooooooool. Benny came, and we played a bit more.

*I don't know what I may be typing at this point of time, freaking drunnk*

Hic.

And so at about 5, after a few hours of delay, nicky jiayu yijo and i went over to jurong point and discovered that freedom writers wasn't showing there. We had no idea what to do even when serene came.

We walked around jurong point one/two rounds and bumped into some three three peeps. In the end we settled at bentobox for dinner. We were damn bored and shit, talked about dota.

We didn't watch movie, we didn't go arcade. We just went home. Talk about major waste of time.

Damn exciting post right >_>

Gah, product of 100 doesn't mean significant just because we count in denominations of 10.

THE BILLIE JEAN, IS NOT MY LOVE!

LOL I JUST REALISED I HAVE THE ORIGINAL MIGHTY MORPHING POWER RANGERS THEME SONG IN MY COM.

Today, Geog was damn sian. but, I pulled off a shocker and RAN 2.4 WITH MY BAI KA STATUS. ohemgeeeff, my timing was 11 minutes i think, >_>

I was the only person in class who fell asleep during physics. Other than zhiwei, whom was "shitting" during the whole of physics.

Did I mention Miss Kali didn't come today? 1 1/2 hours of slacking. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyway, don't ever buy from that freaking chinese rice stall again. They go sabo hot drinks and snacks stall. AND NOW THEY HAVE TO CLOSE, TEE EFF. FUCK YOU ZHI CHAR, I CAN LIVE WITHOUT YOU. SUCK MY BALLZ BIATCHS.

I want more chinese lessons, I WANT CHINESE LESSONS. OI, MOE. I DOING EXPRESS CHINESE OLVL THIS YEAR, GIMME MORE LESSONS.

See see bee. BB parade today was saikang work at sports day heats. We just sat there and timed timed and timed. 3/2 guys got first in 4 x 400m. GJ :D

I kept bumping into amanda a lot of times today. Really resisted the urge to scream "Rawr" in front of her. Lol. her dota is actually quite okay considering she doesn't play hardcore. She listens to instructions sia =O

I r hunting for a new phone. Criteria : No Nokia phones out of N series. No PDA phones, no Samsung that are not 3G enabled. Sony ericsson K/Z/W series preferred. Camera + good music player + good battery life pl0x.

It may be interesting to note that I got off the 184 I was on to hop into dad's car rofl. Waste of money WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Mid year's coming, time's a wastin.

Today's drum lesson was theory theory and theory, lol. Its damn stupid theory.

I r stupid, because I managed to solve everything.

I got damn pissed reading the newspaper today. Freaking foreign students, get out, we don't want you here. I refuse to believe that United World College is that many notches above us locals.

Let's look back at our social studies common test, all the Lee family wants to do is eradicate Singaporeans and buy the world with Temasek holdings, sheesh. So what if we breed no talent? So what if we aren't cultured? We want a right to our own country

Foreign talent sucks, admit it. Idiots are being shipped here to gain reputation from a country they would know next to nothing about other than the fact that the government is sapping opportunites from its citizens to fund their already-fat income.

And to what extent will it go? Okay, sports people, how many of you think of uber 1337 players when you think of "China players". I bet more than half. WHY MUST WE HAVE THIS FUCKING STEREOTYPE.

The only reason why we aren't above the rest is because we're always copying them, never trying to soar over them. This is why we have the MRT, why we butcher all sorts of languages, and why our country will never succeed in the long run.

This is what I believe.

And no, just because its April Fools Day doesn't mean this is all bullshit.

I forgot it was, anyway.