pull on my heart's trigger; oh yeah



Wednesday, May 31, 2006 1:18 pm



Yay for remedial!

No, I'm not kidding.

First part of Chinese was just sitting and "doing work", yeah, big load of bull from us. We kept interrupting oral by making noise and playing sound clips [1 winged angel, police siren, bangla47 AHEM]. Then Kelvin wanted to stay but green branch was sharp enough to catch him.

Then oral, rofl. I breezed through the whole thing, with a little help from the guys as they interrupted me and i just started at the point where i knew how to read =D
After that got the hui4 hua4 part, clk asked 3 questions, owned all, she said i wasn't bad =D

Then we went through the assessment, stupid. I sat beside green branch la, her breath is like decomposing sewer waste, nearly dieded, then i ponned last minute to join eyewhore bryan and roro in scrabble!

Wheeee



Monday, May 29, 2006 9:33 am



Alone, I looked up at the night sky and saw a comet
In an instant it began and vanished completely but
It reminds me of you, and my chest begins to hurt
I want to see you right now, but I can't fly

If maybe I'd been able to become a comet
I would run flying through the sky
No matter what kind of tomorrow comes, this thought will be strong
This unbreakable comet that's me

Rain's falling and it's miserable, and when it hazes over
Any time now, I'll be remembering what you said
In the night sky after the rain, a star emerges beautifully
And I figure I can fall in love with the rain

If, maybe, I'd gotten the chance to be a comet
I'd overflow and spill light, always
When you're sad, you looking at the night sky
Makes me want to sparkle more, like you as you break into a smile

You're always fighting something by yourself
I can't be that thing by your side, but...

If maybe, just maybe, I had the chance to become a comet
I would surely rush to fall from the sky
Beyond a doubt, I would reach you on this moment's light
Let's wrap your "now" around the shining sky
If I'd gotten the chance to be a comet
Definitely, I'd be by your side for all time


Translations by Some unknown guy that doesn't want to give his name.

That's the translated lyrics of Houkiboshi by Younha. 3rd Bleach ending, the one that featured all the captains, yeah.



9:33 am



Alone, I looked up at the night sky and saw a comet
In an instant it began and vanished completely but
It reminds me of you, and my chest begins to hurt
I want to see you right now, but I can't fly

If maybe I'd been able to become a comet
I would run flying through the sky
No matter what kind of tomorrow comes, this thought will be strong
This unbreakable comet that's me

Rain's falling and it's miserable, and when it hazes over
Any time now, I'll be remembering what you said
In the night sky after the rain, a star emerges beautifully
And I figure I can fall in love with the rain

If, maybe, I'd gotten the chance to be a comet
I'd overflow and spill light, always
When you're sad, you looking at the night sky
Makes me want to sparkle more, like you as you break into a smile

You're always fighting something by yourself
I can't be that thing by your side, but...

If maybe, just maybe, I had the chance to become a comet
I would surely rush to fall from the sky
Beyond a doubt, I would reach you on this moment's light
Let's wrap your "now" around the shining sky
If I'd gotten the chance to be a comet
Definitely, I'd be by your side for all time


Translations by Some unknown guy that doesn't want to give his name.

That's the translated lyrics of Houkiboshi by Younha. 3rd Bleach ending, the one that featured all the captains, yeah.



Saturday, May 27, 2006 9:55 pm



Forgot to update yesterday, no matter.

NDP training was INVASION OF THE TERRITORY OF OCEANUS.

I meant to say that the field was fucking waterlogged. Kay? Splash splash splash, splash splash splash, splashing everywhere.... The frogs were everywhere too. Group X got back into the frog-catching groove, yeah.

It was the only training where no one was really interested, even though we had to learn the formation for SYF opening ceremony finale.

Then I didn't get raped by mom for my results!
My results overall okay, 3As 2Bs 2Cs, 1D, but i found out from mom that Chia Lek Kee watches some dumb show called wei4 si1 li3 or something.

Then yesterday (27th May) was damn bored. Went to watch X-Men.

Storyline was quite stupid, a lot of main characters died. SPOILER LOL.Angel never do anything can? 2 hours long. ain't worth the money really. I'm actually looking forward to watch the omen, antichrist =X

Soredemo, came back home and let bro hog com for 4 hours, thats why only managed to blog now. Heh, tired out. Missed out on a few days of updates.

After months of statical emotion
I finally
Shed a tear

Cuz I was thinking of you...



Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:23 pm



wooohoooo

Said our dearest goodbyes to Miss Wang today. Lol, everyone did it during character development, which - incidentally was chia lek kee's period, not that we cared anyway, hur hur.

Some of the girls cried, yeah its sad. I know, but dunnit to cry l4rhxZzxz. She'll remember us la, at least for a while x)

Thanks for the memories Miss Wang.

Lessons were broing as usual, Mdm Poon. Ugh, poor teacher, people copy answers during her lesson, pity her lo, a lot of people dont respect her. But at least she got a bit of patience, I can give her that.

Assembly, boring shit, Maths. Yay no chee! Because 1 period taken up by classroom rearrangement and 20 mins by assembly delay! YAY!

Stayed back after school because of the rain, I was damn bored so I headed to the LIBRARY for scrabble. Me + Melvin + Supeng + Kenny + Yijo + Chao Hsien + Peijun lol. Then we play until no more tiles left, amazing. Then when ACS left, me and chao hsien "designed" a scrabble board with all the cheem words, not forgetting to include "Osama" and "Saddam" =D

AFter that, we went to join nicky and watch inter-class netball! The initial games I saw were held at the hall, so cramped lol. Then 2/5 were on killing spree/dominating/unstoppable/mega kill/monster kill/ godlike/ Beyond godlike/ holy shit la. So pro, with zi shao. He damn good at shooting, but basketballer mah, so, expected.

But he was really damn valuable to the team. Aside from all the Hard Gay imitations, he was undoubtedly the highlight of the night, or rather, the afternoon =/

Make that evening, as the matches dragged on all the way to 6.50 + . Oh my fuh gawd, 2/5 got so many ppl stay back lor; The Fagtastic 5 + Kenny Melvin Peijun Supeng + Yuan2 Ferny+ Jiayu Qianyi+ Jack Jasline Jessica John (lol just realised 4 J's xD). Jesus, so many people la.

All so enthu during the matches, cheer like shit. I jumped like 1857892376348968919 to the power of square times while screaming my ass off. Then, they won! Owned 2/7 by 3 points! Mo-mo-mo-MONSTER KILL! We all damn happy lol, then me bryan + yijo go spam stupid stuff like Bankai and Nong Nong ago

2/5 was united as one.



Oh, and for the record, I AM NOT JINGYEW.
Neither do I look like him, or do I resemble his behavior in any way. I am NOT his distant relative or long lost brother. My surname is not CHOOI. His friggin DNA just couldn't think of a way to resemble his personality so he decided to mutilate my appearance instead. That's ALL, bye bye GG 1337ner.

If you believe, you will achieve
You believed, so it was your goal you reached
I cannot believe, for my hope is false
If I choose to believe...








Waiting for ya



Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:36 pm



Goodbye Miss Wang, 2/5 misses you!

NDP = 1337 haxxorz.

Group X's teamwork lies in the condition to go home, that's something to note. Lol, we counted damn loud and did the steps damn fucking fast. People go like

1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7-8
2 """""
3 """""
4 """"

We went like

12345678223456783234567842345678 =D

Yeah, we rock. Dood, we actually didn't go back last, we could've gone earlier had those army brats came earlier! >=(

Went to fetch my mom from airport after that. She went Beijing, then she had like a shit load of stories to tell us. Like a guy just entered BMT and came out roflmaoing. Me and Yan had a DRIED MANGO FEAST, FRESH MEAT OMG



Monday, May 22, 2006 7:32 pm



Stupid video journalism

Wasting my fucking time, and its all rush rush rush, and wait wait wait. Gah.

PE all the way to history was just a bunch of useless crap. Then Chemistry, manged to understand something! hur hur, i r t3h 1337 ch3mi5tx0RZ.

Lunch was just an "in depth discussion" of DotA with Jack.

Art, pointless shit that we wont be able to hand in.

Bio, humanities lesson + test paper answers, got most of them right btw ;)

Miss Chng had plenty of stories to tell. As a bio teacher, I guess it was her right to protect animals. Nothing personal, but I think it was really too predictable. Though I felt like shitting on those assclowns in her stories, sick bastards.

Kendric and I went to water plants. Quite fun and slack actually. Then I actually wanted to watch inter-class netball, but too bad it was until 6, fuck my curfew T_T



Sunday, May 21, 2006 10:50 pm



Hur hur, second post, die kenny! =O

INSTRUCTIONS:
#1 The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of his/her perfect lover.
#2 Mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
#3 Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave comments at their blogs.
#4 If you're tagged the second time,there's no need to do this game again.
#5 MOST IMPORTANT RULE:Have fun! (:


Me = victim so yeah, let's go

FEMALE, NO GAYS, NO GAYS I TELL YA

1. Romantic pluhZ, no bitchness EVER
2. Twits are also an absolute no, for more info click this shit
3. Must not be ashamed of me =(
4. Must have an IQ over 50 be smart, dumbasses = DIE
5. Sporty + fun loving + sociable FTW
6. Must love people for who they are, even if they are a update-blog-on-daily-basis supernerd who plays maple and DotA, suck shit at grades, and an obsessed paper tearer *AHEM* me, in short
7. Cry often so I can comfort her ;)
8. Be patient ; This actually branches out to a lot
1. Do not get pissed off and attempt a divorce/breakup just because I insulted your cousin's grandfather's long lost friend's godson who think he's Jesus
. 2. If I cant get something done for a woman right, for the love of god, don't bitch at me dammit. Where the hell am I supposed to get advice? Gay friends? Oh wait, I don't HAVE gay friends.



Wa change font colour, eye pain =.=
And the random victims are...

1.Yuanyuan
2.Trishie
3.Marcus
4.Jingying
5.Rayson (heh, you think i'd let you get away without some entertainment after 2 long years?)
6.Jessica
7.Brandon
8. Eyejo Yishuo

Don't worry d00ds, this bastard's not gonna tag ya, at least not til tomorrow =)



7:20 pm



Boring weekend, psh.

Wish I had something better to do, still gotta rush video journalism later.

At least I got my frozen throne.

Oh well.

For all those people chatting with me on msn, notice I came out at regular invervals of 5 to 10 minutes. Sorry about that, warcraft addiction, sue Blizzard if you want.

Let's make a list of heroes I've used in DotA!

Omniknight
Bone fletcher
Dwarven sniper
Lifestealer
Crystal maiden
Stealth assassin
Slayer

That's all so far, SENTINEL FTW.



Friday, May 19, 2006 7:12 pm



Chinese was, okay, didn't really notice the time moving past.

PE, tried a few shots at basketball, not bad for a noob though =)

Geog was erm, you would say, weird. I was somewhat interested in the lesson but found better things to do while talking, and then when I finally stopped talking, I felt like sleeping through the lesson, yeah, weird me. Maths, MR CHEE WAS ON MC WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. So a relief teacher came, blah blah blah do your own wanking work. Then came lunch..

Celebration of 2/5's birthday!

So I helped to shift some shit around while the guys when and got the cake + food, then there were plenty of IMO retarded discussion ( how to arrange the candles blah blah blah). The food finally came, and I was fighting the urge to pounce on the chips =X

Miss Wang came and joined in the partayy. I kept teasing her with the food (I don't care if she's reading this =D) Went to join the fag 5 minus nicky at the back of class. Eyejo didn't want his ruffles stolen and I couldn't get any =(

The food was quite okay in general, considering the rather large budget we had. They took a "class photo" though, didn't get to point the finger, but I did some stuff that made me look retarded, yeah, I hate getting my picture taken =O

And Lee Zhi Peng, you pussy bitch. You attention whored your way through the party by crying just because you couldn't get into the geography group you wanted. So you'd decided to be the highlight of the night eh? After all those shenanigans you'd done you'd think people actually were concerened for you? I think not. The fact is, real men with balls cry at appropriate times, something YOU failed to accomplish.

But let's not let that screwtard ruin the post. But it was something different for a change and I really got to enjoy the class.

Ndp practice. Great. Group X rock on yeah? We finally did wwhat they thought we couldn't, thanks to the A.I

After that went to Clementi Central a while, bought this shitty-tasting Japanese pancake. Ugh, lost my appetite for dinner. Then Jerome and I were walking to MRT when we saw this woman giving away Maplestory Game client CDs. They used to be sold for like $2, and when I got on 184 there were like 20+ other nan huarians having them, lawl.

Real tired now though.







Thursday, May 18, 2006 7:49 pm



NDP training, woohooo WEED PLUUCKING

Basically the weeds were pissing me off so bad I decided to go on a javelin craze. Ahem. Then we began plucking out other plants too. Jerome pulled out this OWNAGE plant almost Nicky's height.

Hongxuan went on an insect hunting spree, much to our piss-offment. Then everyone began to join him, I was like _l_ can. Wasting all our time, at the very least weesern and wenxuan put in effort lo, and they just have to spew bullshit.

Don't even talk about formations.

Recess, then we all went to get the boards, yeah. I got a lot of splinters holding them. And my knee, ugh. Of all times it had to go numb. Then I was damn blur throughout the rest of the practices. Then Miss yeo...

OMG, we prawned her big time. Everything she say that's supposed to "scare" us into keeping quiet, we just clapped and cheered.

"I don't want to hear clapping anymore!"

*claps*

Ownage. Then assembly, boring bullying talk for kenny . Then Mrs Lim mentioned a mutilated frog. In an instant, all from groups W and X turned to Hongxuan. That faggot killed a poor widdle froggie and certified it dead >_>

Maths, boring, did some infinitely-never-reaching-zero-graph. Psh.

NDP training schedule. WTF man



Wednesday, May 17, 2006 7:10 pm



Meh.

Today bio, real crap. The projector is obvious fuxxored up since it shows everything EXCEPT the bloody video. They don't want to do anything about it, sheesh.

Then PC, slack period.

English, free period! We had in-depth discussions regarding *Ahem* and class chalet. Both ways didn't go very far IMO.

Then it was Chinese, finished a jian3 bao4, then I joined the sleep club at the library! Venue : 2nd floor! Stupid la, but at least got air con.

Lit, more Macbeth crap. Noridah went to do some of her nigger-bullshit and the class ran amok, then suddenly John started crying.

Poor guy, don't know what happened to him. Must be some stress overload or something, reminds me of that time it happened to me in p5 . then those people just couldn't make some sense and leave him alone. They JUST had to crowd around him and make him feel worse, bah.

Went home after boring maths, chionged maple to level 73, whoopee!

Never ever
Will I ever want to see you harmed
Needless to say not by my own hand
So stay carefree, don't go down
It would break me if you did
But shall you need an outlet
I can be the shoulder you can cry on ;)



Tuesday, May 16, 2006 6:19 pm



Gonna change my blog music soon, still will be Japanese, here are the titles for the "candidates"

Cool Joke - Undo
Asian Kung-fu Generation - Rewrite
Nana kitade - Kesanai Tsumi (Inerasable sin)
Flow - Go!!
Daisuke Asakura - Invoke

Tag which title sounds nicest to you =D if anyone wants the songs i can send to you via msn.

School wasn't much, just a few boring pieces of crap thrown together. The only thing to note was that during bio, guys had to go to 2/8. And then it was like, the teacher didn't come, so the relief teacher sent us back to class. Miss Chng initially let us in, but chased us out because of those fucking catcalls those asshats at to do. The next 45 minutes was hell in Gayville, everyone sitting in parallel proximity of the class were okay, while anyone else beyond the wall was gay. Really.

Then the tea appreciation thingy, errr..

We got on the bus and noticed this HUGE ASS FLY resting on the window sill. OMFG that monster is like, huge. You could see the well-defined eyes and everything, and the legs were LONG, about the length of one segment of your finger. AND IT WAS FURRY WTF
Spent most of the time trying to "hide" from it, much to the entertainment of the girls x)

Then we reached there, near Outram park, where Mom works. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay, it was at least 1km from her office, but the range is still scary.

Either way we got off and we went to the room. Quite cool, then we learnt how to make the tea and stuff. Fell asleep but woke up soon after. Then when we were drinking the tea right, those people just HAD to make so much noise. Once again, the whole lot including the fagtastic 5 were blamed and we received an earful for bullshit we didn't do. And they still had to continue yelling their crap. I could've sworn the teacher wanted to give us the finger after that.

Bus ride back, half as wild, but someone killed the poor fly =( the heartless person also speared it with zhingyao's pencil. Looked like some weird toy while i was holding it, scared a few people with it too. After that, watched chao hsien stare-contest with eyejo while listening to his handphone music. D-technolife - Just melody, ownage.



Monday, May 15, 2006 5:56 pm



Today, ugh.

Video journalism! Piece of crap, read out all the work impromptu and got screwed up majorly. I seriously don't think people give half a shit about all this documentary crap. Then wanted to take my Kayaking cert from Mr. Ng, but he didn't turn up >_>

IMO today was just a major time waster, I could have applied that time to better usage like learning to fly.

Bio test, ONCE AGAIN OVERRATED. Wow I don't know how to label a cervix/ovary! I think that a fertilised egg has only 23 chromosomes! ._.

Seriously, before telling us to study, make a challenging paper to really knock off those who can't do bio.

Optional section; Highlight the following only if you want to read it. Don't tag anything about it.

Why don't we know what we've got till its gone?

I've heard that countless times before, and I was thinking: Why don't I know what I have anyway?

It's real crap that I have to go through that big load of bull they call school. Sure the fagtastic 5 are great and all, but I'm not really close to some of them. Then there're all those assclowns fooling around making other's lives a living pile of shit. Why am I the only guy having to go through this?

Then its my speech shit. I believe anyone can speak in public. And yet, I was "talented" enough to represent Nan Hua. What's so great about being good at something everyone can do? It's like saying that you can breathe more oxygen with less effort, therefore you breath better than others.

I wish I had talent for something I could really apply. Maybe not talent, opportunity. Nowadays , everyone learns everything so damn young and I'm at the age where you can't learn anything without being laughed at - which is something I loathe more than anything else. What am I to do? Just sit here and wait?

Seriously, puberty is NOT working out for me. Stress = no use. For god's sake, I get stressed out over a test which I realise I could have done without studying. Raging hormones = even LESS use. I wish I could just stop producing testerone without having to chop my balls off.

Sheesh, why the hell does my life have to arrange itself in this unique, intricate pattern?



Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:24 pm



Let's post something new today shall we?

Introducing: Kate the Tauren! (K)
Trekkie the Troll! (T)

K: The internet is really really great..
T: For porn!
K: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait..
T: For porn!
K: I've found a great website..
T: For porn!
K: I'd browse all day and night..
T: For porn!
K: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
T: FORRRRRRR PORRRRRRN!

The internet is for porn..
The internet is for porn..
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!

K: Trekkie!
T: Oh hello Kate monster!
K: You are ruining my song!
T: Oh sorry, me no mean to.
K: Well could you please be quiet for a moment while I finish?
T: *nods*
K: Good!

K: I'm glad we have this new technology..
T: For porn! Whooops..
K: It gives us untold opportunity..
T: For porn!
K: And from your own desktop
T: *stifles*
K: You can research, browse and shop..
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop...
T: FORRRRRRRRR PORRRRRRRRRRN!

T: The internet is for porn..
K: Trekkie!
T: The internet is for porn..
K: Ewwww...
T: Be up all night hogging the hoard for PORN, PORN, PORN!

K: That's gross!
You're a pervert!
T: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate monster! =P
K: No really, you're a pervert!
Normal people don't stay at home to watch porn on the internet..
T: Ohhhhhhh?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

READY NORMAL PEOPLE?


*
Enter normal people (Np); Rob, Bryan, Gary and Winston*

Rob: Ready!
Bryan: Ready!
Winston: Ready!
T: LEMME HEAR IT!

Np: The internet is for porn!
Winston: Sorry Kate!
Np: The internet is for porn!
Winston: I masturbate!
T: All these guys unzip their flies for PORN, PORN, PORN
K:
The internet is NOT for porn!
Np: Pooooooooooorrrrrrn, porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn.....

K: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now I happen to know, for a fact, that YOU, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online!
Rob: That's correct.
K: And Bryan! You buy things on Amazon.com
Bryan : *thumbs up*
K: And Gary, you keep selling your posessions on Ebay.
Gary: Yes I do!
K: And Winston, you sent me that SWEET online birthday card.
Winston: True...

T: Ohhhhhh?
What you think he do AFTER? Hmmm?


K: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Np: The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
T: Grab your dick and double-click for PORN PORN PORN!
Np: Porrrrrrrrrn, porrrrrrrrrrrn..

T: The internet is for..
Np: INTERNET IS FOR..
All: INTERNET IS FOR..
PORN



Watch the video under my tagboard!






Saturday, May 13, 2006 8:44 pm



HAPPY BIRTHDAY FANGYU! May today be a blessed one for you! =)

Kayaking, duh.

6km expedition to Loyang! The water was great, so much clearer and more sanitary than last sunday's. Made it back even though it was tiring with all the waves, + we had to chiong across the channel with all the bumboats going through, and they made MORE waves, so yeah. Used my Bankai for the final break to the shore.

Bankai: Senbonsenpuuken, Kyotsuki Kagemaru

Okay, its just some bullshit I made up.


Then we learnt stern rudder; low brace recovery; eskimo bow rescue. Yeah, eskimo bow rescue required you to capsize, I loved capsizing after that, lol. In your face kenny! =D

Nothing much after that, just that it was friggin crowded in the toilet, and we all went for ice cream after that!

My foolishness..
My rashness..
All leading to my own certain downfall
Is failure not an option after all?
Tell me



Friday, May 12, 2006 10:10 pm



Vesak day, funnest, day
EVER

Started out meeting Valerie + the fagtastic 5 at orchard MRT, nicky + cherhan were late, yeah.


At first we weren't sure what to do, walked to cineleisure, had lunch at Pastamania. Then we couldn't decide what to do next. Valerie already watched M: I: III
and no one wanted to watch Poseidon, in the end we didn't watch anything. But at this point, me and cherhan wondered if Valerie was the typical fat person, the only reason she'd call us out was to eat! OMFG

It was quite convincing especially since she just HAD to get those pastires while waiting. Then she bought drinks for us, yay! She had to share her Barcadi with yijo though, he drank like 1/2 the ottle.

We wasted like 2 hours walking around doing nothing, then we went to JOIN THE DARK SIDE. THEY HAVE COOKIES, BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

So basically we bought from Famous Amos and we kept tempting each other to eat them, as expected, Cherhan bought the blackest cookies. Then we kept telling Valerie to join the dark side, as her "ulterior motive" was to eat throughout the day, damn funny.

Eventually, we settled to playing LAN at far east shopping centre. I had my first taste of DotA there, Crystal Maiden and Bone Fletcher FTW. Ya, I think I did not bad for my first game, we managed to turn the tide and nicky and yijo gave up. Thanks Cherhan, for being my "guide" throughout. Then we started on CS, whoooooooooooo i've never been so 1337 in my life, I was the biggest donor of frags for counter terrors, I now have a fetish for automated shotguns <3 style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Met my folks at Raffles Town Club after that, we went bowling! I prawned my nephew + my uncle =D Used a 9 pound ball, quite light, i couldn't even throw the 16 pound one properly >_>
Then we went for dinner, waited
1 HOUR for my food! I think that's like an entry to the Guinness Book of World Records, for a minute sirloin steak and a baked potato that's literally a baked potato without anything in it, lawl.

My first most colourful post ever =D



Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:58 pm



Ugh, don't TALK about today.

Y1j0 suddenly got a fetish for having boners IN CLASS. He nearly killed off the other 4 of the fagtastic 5, yet the 4 of us had to protect others from the HORROR.

MAH EYES DEY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Seriously!

Then today, Madam poon didn't come so Mr. Fonsenka(however you spell it) took over. Then thinking skills went com lab to create a website! Yay! Other than the template ones, I added my own text.


THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN


Shall post the lyrics of the actual song another day. Assembly? Boring. Maths? Worse.

Sigh.



Wednesday, May 10, 2006 7:19 pm



NDP training, sigh.

Yes, it was mass ponnage. Group X had the lowest attendance EVAR. Wtf man, we had like 10 people, out of 32. It wasn't really noticeable, UNTIL formation 3 AKA the diamonds.

We had a giant C shape as a chunk of 3 people were missing, namely Xiahao, Jack and Weesern. Got scolded like shit. Then the training.. no one had any mood to do, so all our steps + formation changes = shitty. Applies to everyone btw.

I joined 2/5's group for the hell of it, Thank you John.

For teaching me that quality > quantity. So 2/5 had great attendance, so what? Their dancing was either uber slacky or overexxagerated to look funny. At least group X has average to above average dancing. We didn't have THAT uncooperative people either.

The parade square was much was, before the run-in, we all had to like assemble at the car porch. Then those damn flagbearers keep standing there and we couldn't get in line. Everything was fuxxored up. Group X finally managed to form perfect diamonds though.

I kept standing at the wrong places, then blur until like shit liddat =/

After that, was BREAD THROWING! =D

Basically, Weiming was the first to try, he was lazy to walk over to his friends so he tossed the bun packets. Then I chucked one across the hall, pretty soon it was a battleground. Of course, what goes up must come down, the party was crashed by Mr Liu + Miss menopause Yeo. At least we managed to go home with a free T-shirt though, hang ten fTW!

A smooth sailing journey
Is that what I'm going through now?



Tuesday, May 09, 2006 3:23 pm



Today, bio!

Masturbation wtf

Okay, so I nearly dieded after one half of the lesson. Masturbation apparently makes one insane and blind. Whoa, I'm sure as hell never gonna try it. Its just wrong.

Then music, took the NDP costume sizes. WTF the costume looks like SHIT. Pixxelated chest + orange netted sleeves = phailure. Then the sizes were like O_o I could wear XL if not for the pants, I settled for L eventually as the shirt was already quite tight. Then that Zhingyao couldn't even wear S, that poor bloke.

English, me got 25/30 for test! =D Ownage right? First time I ever got so high. Then Lee Chao Hsien had to shatter my dreams and score one mark higher than me D= In any case, we got a chocolate called a "Giant Stick", lmaoed.

Chinese = LIBRARY RAID WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So I eventually settled on a horror book. Not bad, I can actually read it, + its interesting. Then was lunch, then maths, boring, then ACC!

My bananas looked like some lethal claw-like weapon =/ Quite scary cuz it was all greenish instead of yellow. Then we went toilet. Me and Cherhan. Talked in there a while, then zhingyao came in and emptied his cup of water/ink into the toilet. Then we began imagining what happened if someone really shit there. So I took some toilet paper and placed it at "strategic locations", we began to tell eeveryone about a mysterious someone shitting out black shit into the toilet. i ROFLed at everyone's reaction.

Started thinking of a lot of stuff after that, nearly cried, what the fuck.



Monday, May 08, 2006 8:35 pm



Shall post about yesterday's kayaking!

Fun, but beginning was sucky. Oh man, saw a huge dead fish on the beach, ugh. Then we started of with CAPSIZE DRILL ONCE AGAIN. Oh shit.

Got owned first few times I tried, kept forgetting to remove the spray sheet, so got stuck trying to get out underwater =/

Then came practices for forward and backward paddling, sweep stroke, J draw. Managed to do most of them, yay! Then we learnt the Classis draw, about the same as J draw except that the paddle doesn't come out of the water. Then we also learnt skulling draw, sweep the water inwards to move the kayak la. lol, damn hard, but good to use.

Then we went wave-surfing!

Not really, its just that we were enjoying ourselves when the waves came. Then every time a sec 1 or a GB girl come towards us we always bang them, lol, so fun. After that we had this practice, 1 person jump off the kayak into the sea, and climb back on. Lol, first one was Jonathan and AH MENG. llol AH MENG, he took DAMN FOOKING long to climb back up. Next was me, so I braced myself, and jumped.

I took my whole kayak with me, as in i overturned it, cool huh? Then I had to sit and wait while they empty the water, then i climbed back up by pulling myself from the back. Kayak had a bit of water though. Then poor Liang Jie keep falling off the kayak about 3 or 4 times, until we had to empty the water inside, then when he got in he nearly capsized again xD

Still got 6km expedition on Saturday though, boo.

Then today had NAPFA test! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Here are my results for the day

Shuttle run : 11.2 seconds => D grade (2 points)
Standing broad jump : 202cm => D grade(2 points)
Sit and reach: 38 cm => C grade(3 points)
Sit up: 47 in 60 seconds => A grade(5 points)
Inclined pull up : 36 in 30 seconds => A grade(5 points)
2.4km run : 10"45 minutes => A grade( 5 points)

Basically I would've gotten gold if not for my shitty shuttle run and standing broad jump, boo to the no D rule T_T



Saturday, May 06, 2006 10:31 pm



Haven't do art yet.

Sian.

Perhaps that knowledge wasn't meant for me to know
Either way, it affected me
If it went the other way round too
I could never forgive myself..



Friday, May 05, 2006 6:47 pm



Gah. Today damn hiong.

It started off, endurance course with Chia Lek kee, barely made it through. Then free period (1), recess, then 1 hour of Hell Geog.

Then came maths test, quite easy, but I learnt one thing though

CURVE RULES DON'T HELP SHIT

Lunch, then I found out my topics for the National speech thingy, one i forgot, the other is Cybernetics and our social system er wtf? Yeah, that was my reaction, Miss Wang apparently didn't hear the "fuck"

Then NDP training for 5 HOURS WTF. Jingyew aka zhingj00 kept following me la, then i tried to shake him off, he 'stalked' me. And he kept smiling at me, that's like OMGWTFBBQ. Cherhan faints whenever he sees that, I was lucky to stay conscious. But on the whole, I'd like to say

DON'T JERK ME AROUND DAMMIT, JUST SCREW OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE

We finished up the tapdancing session, now I'm trying to put together in my head on which steps go with which formation.

And how to get those 2/6 / 2/7 bastards to cooperate.

Seriously, when we ask for a diamond formation, we want a rhombus, not an OVAL for allahjumpoverthewall-buddhameditateonacrucifix-Jesusshavehimselfbald's SAKE. And we don't mean "disappear during breaks and don't come back" either. And uh, when we're doing practices in the parade square, yeah, we actually WANT you to dance =O . We know its tough for your thick heads to absorb, but that's essentially what dance practices involve.

Thank you very much.

I wonder
Was it a white lie in consideration of my feelings?
Or was it to torment me so you could sneer?
Did you lose everything?
Or am I losing it for you?
I wonder



Thursday, May 04, 2006 5:07 pm



w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t


So I won the speech thingy today, talked about "Freeze", stupid topic, but I managed to scrape it. For a measly 15 bucks, booo

Not like anyone gives half a shit anyway.

It happened
I'm so happy
Thank you
Truly


I wanted you
To be the star of congrats
In my dreams
Guess it'll just stay there



Wednesday, May 03, 2006 6:27 pm



Watched finish 2nd Naruto movie, quite boring but Garaa's moves were badass, Suna Raishin FTW

School was, yeah, as usual. Friggin "sarcastic" Noridah lectured us on how we should all be cynic and open-minded. Chee confuzzled us. Chia gave us 1 hour of boredom. English test also, me wrote about Pasar Malam! =D

Speech finals tomorrow! Not like anyone gives half a flying fuck other than me anyways

The NDP training, sigh.

Stupid tapdance steps, I always can't seem to get them right. Then I keep looking at my class over in another contingent.

I always wish I was with them, to be part of the class. Being in a group where everyone is either absent/act sick sucks, but I think not being able to spend more of this type of quality time with the class I am going to seperate from in 6 months time blows big time.

I see the guys bouncing and having fun, the girls crack the occasional joke or two. Everyone's having fun while laughing, while I stand there and have to direct my contingent here and there with almost no one to talk to save Nicky/Cherhan/Joel. Normally they won't like discuss with me on how hard is this step blah blah blah, then during breaks they desert me. I just wish I could be closer to the class I cherish.

Don't throw the opportunities behind guys.



Tuesday, May 02, 2006 6:44 pm



Ehe, today recess got some people from 2/5 went to mob Miss Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. lawl, then she made me buy her a drink! Who does she *woof* think I am? A dog? *growls*

Then during her lesson I asked her to "release" cherhan and nicky in exchange for being unable to solve this riddle, here goes..

What's long, brown, and sticky?

A STICK!

She didn't let them go =/

Kay, then came ACC, i kept fucking screwing up everything, then with my sore throat irritating the fux out of me I got damn pissed and I stopped everything. Then me + eddie and kailun went to look for Green Branch for Oral. She wasn't there. Damn, but we took advantage of the situation and delayed BB for one hour =D

During BB we had presentation for each of the 5 defences of Total defence, squad 2 did civil, yeah. I was trying to attention-whore my way to victory in presentation, I was told to be a good presenter! Yesh I rock ^^[/narciccism]

Next few activities did NOTHING for my throat. Every minute it was straining more and more. sigh, what the hell is wrong with me?

I wish
I was for you



Monday, May 01, 2006 11:51 am



Yay its Labour day! Started the day off with maths tuition >_> later still got a shiet load of homework.

I'm gonna post about ...

LOVE HINA

For all you ignorant bastards out there who think its porn, SCREW OFF. It's romantic okay? Okay, what the fuck is wrong with a guy watching romance shows? Guys need love too T_T

The title was kind of self explanatory for the genre anyways.

It talks about this guy called Keitaro. A 20 year old student trying desperately to enter Tokyo University, all for one reason; He had a childhood sweetheart at 5, and she told him of a story that whoever entered Tokyo university could live happily ever after. So they made a promise to enter it together, and they kissed, its like, so cute =O

Sadly, the girl had to move away from the place. But Keitaro never forgot his promise. What he did forget, was the girl's name.

So he receives a letter from his Grandmother one day, he is to be the manager of the Hinata inn as she is going away on a journey. He turns up at the inn, no one is around. So he decides to explore the place, and found out that since the last time he left a HOT SPRING was built. He stumbles in and sees a girl by accident.

Apparently, Hinata inn had become a girls-only dormitory. Naturally he came off to a bad start with the tenants. From then on, he had his duties as a manager of the inn. For some weird reason, he's always landing into situations where he's made to look like a pervert, the most common ones being; He gets tripped/scared to death/loses his balance and desperately tries to grab something for support, but without noticing, he always grabs a girl's er, *ahem* honkers. So he always gets beaten around by the not-so-normal tenants.

One of them is Narusegawa Naru, whom he eventually falls in love with. Their story is like, full of bumps here and there but its sooooooooooooo damn nice *_*