HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASLINE! Hope you have a great time this weekend =D


I was bored at home, yeah, so went to Jurong point.

Watched The Sentinel, r0xxorz movie, but not for dumb/simple minded people who don't give a shit about plot. Needs a lot of analytical thinking for it to make sense and provide entertainment. A lot of gun scenes involved. Then you can learn about the 2 points you can shoot in a person consecutively to render him brain-dead IMMEDIATELY =D

Then I also tried playing The house of the Dead 4.

Interface rocks, in the Original The House of the Dead(ThotD), it started off with a beretta handgun. Then in Thotd2, it was a desert eagle, moving on to a shotgun in Thotd 3.

This time round, its a 30 bullet per round Uzi. With GRENADES OH mai fuh gawd

It'd been 3 years since the closing of the Caleb Goldman case in the year 2000. The 2 agents of AMS, James and Gary, put the stop to Goldman's plans by defeating the Emperor. However, there are still plenty of Genome traces. This time, James teams up with Kate Green, his new partner. They start off in the AMS HQ.

Gosh, I was fucking spraying bullets over and over and over again. Thank goodness they changed the reloading system to SHAKING the gun rather than pointing it out of the screen. If it hadn't been, I wouldn't have had enough time to save all my lives withing 45 seconds into the game >_>

After killing approximately 140+ undead zombies, it was time for the first boss.

Justice : Type 53
Resistant points: Feet, hands
Weak point: Tongue
It was this huge ass 4 armed Ogre thingy crashing its way through the AMS sewers. I got owned the first 2 times I tried it. It kept swinging its head so I couldn't shoot the tongue and I kept getting hit. It wasn't until this guy told me to chuck a grenade into its mouth to wear it out immediately after every round. So I got through Justice, pant, I was tired like crap already.

Then in stage 2, the mobs got bigger and bigger, it's like example 1 mob will have "layers" of undead, about 2 rounds(meaning 60 bullets, 1 reload) can clear it, the average sized mob will have about 3 layers of zombies, meaning you got to reload at least 6 times, for an average of 20 times(6) a stage.
Next was....

The Lovers: Type 6805
Resistant points : The female body and legs
Weak point: The male head

Notice I put a female and male into the parts. Because its a spider, in fact, TWO. Seperated at the abdomen, I tell you its DISGUSTING. I died and Gamed over while fighting it.

I swear, I'm gonna thrash the Lovers, then the Empress, then Temperance, then the Star, and finally, the World, and I'm gonna see James die >=D

Yay 2nd post in a day for the 1st time!

Lol, training had a mix of slackness + velocity. First part we all went Jonathan's house watch video, then all the kids fell asleep cuz cannot hear the commentary and explanation of the techniques. Then Jonathan brought us all ice milo. Then I tou1 tou1 go drink a lot; even those meant for the kids. lol, i like to drink can?

Then after that straightaway full contact sparring. WTF

Its like everyone tanked me down, fuck. Then they told me to wear the padding for protection for even more hiong sparring. I was like _l_

Then got spar with Sir, omfg he give me chance I still get prawned like shit la, ololol. Then I saw Gavin go "crazy mode" after he made another guy go crazy and got hit. lmaoed.

Okay, then it was like my 18th round of sparring >_>

This time, i got a bunch of 10 year old noobs =D, then i found out it was 8 on 1 D=
To make it worse, of all times, my ass had to cramp

Mommy T_T

Today was the fateful NAPFA 2.4 kilometre run test!

A lot of people I wanted to "compete" with all were "sick" and couldn't run, oh well. So, let's get on with the mouth watering details =D

Started off EVEN further back, this time at the basketball court. WTF, I decided to brush the fact aside. And Mr Thomas was in the middle of a "speech" when he suddenly said 'GO'!

So we ran, and ran, and ran. Wow, beginning was ownage, I was letting everyone get ahead of me. Until the front gate =P. I sort of did a spin while turning the round >.< The run was generally okay, although I was tired I kept running. Then I caught up to Cherhan, I was like w00t. Last year I was literally struggling to get sight of him. This year though, I actually managed to BEAT him.

Oh mai fuh gawd

Official timing. TEN MINUTES AND FORTY-FIVE SECONDS. THATS RIGHT, 10'45! Take that, bastards-who-like-to-condemn-BB-people-as-unfit. I prawned like 70% of the class, I'm so happy =')

Then was Geog, boring shit. Kept bullying mdm poon.
Next, Maths. Mr Chee was quite hilarious today, doing all the things he usually does e.g raising his voice randomly; "That's a very good question", stuff like that. Then we did graphs, wow I gave away like 8 pieces of graph paper. I feel like a philantrophist.

Next, I was HOME FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

Ah.

Was thinking about a lot of stuff today.
I realised that many of you guys out there always go out of your way to help friends. Me too, but..

I'd seriously love to see the day where someone I treated as my friend would do the same for me.

Haruno...
Toki ga kite mo
Kou en de no Sudeki

Eh english today, argued with Miss Wang, don't really wanna talk about it.

NDP practice was l33T, we prawned =DD
But I realised the importance of teamwork and co-operation. Without it, our dance would be shit. No one would be able to find their right positions and everything would be screwed up.

Had a good chat with Kenny after that. He reminded me that my friendship with the fagtastic 5 was a real strong one. I kind of appreciated that. Poor him, he's quite down in the dumps now, people talk to him can?

Clarify our positions
For I am confused
It's hard to go on
Without knowing my place

Yay, today uber slack. Miss Chng never come, Mr Chee never come. and i passed my chinese test ! W00000000000000000000t
Oh happiness
Oh joy
Oh celebration
Hey hey!

After school was oral.
FUCK YOU CHIA LEK KEE

Next time you want an oral examination, make sure you GIVE it to us T_T

Well, at least squad 2 2/5 guys got a chance to pon BB. Me, eddie and Kailun went on a stealth mission.

TO ESCAPE NAN HUA WITHOUT BEING SEEN

It was all over in 5 minutes =/

w00t
I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I will take that step, and the risk
The opportunity that may await.
Will you give it to me?
I watch, you wonder
I wonder, you stress
The flutter of rustling leaves on a tree
Is not enough to distract me.
Determined, I shall crusade
The quest unto your heart.
Shall the attempt succeed
Will you tarry?
Questioning myself, I decide
"Patience shall be thy key"

Happy Birthday mom <33333!


=D

Thanks for the new pair of shoes.

And the dinner of french cuisine.

And the 10 year old white wine + cake =D

OWNAGE

Grats to all who won during today's sports day. Ahhh, long day, so tired, shall end off here.

Man cannot gain anything without sacrificing anything.
To gain something, you must present something of equivalent value.
That is the rule of equivalent trade in Alchemy.
Edward and Alphonse believed that to be the truth of their world.
Could it be the case for ours?

NDP practice was hax today. We learnt like 90% of the actions in the formations in 1 session =/

It would've been better if the flagbearers didnt screw up in the integrated practice.

Mostly fun, especially the shouting, the 3 original musketeers were going "MUH FUGGER!" "PHUCK J00" and "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AKAAAAAYS FOR EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY".

gonna play KOL later, lmao.

Shouted your name,
Once..
No one heard me
Neither did you

Today was quite normal. Miss Wang got me to speak in front of the class(impromptu) AGAIN. Man, couldn't think of anything. Chinese was some major CLK bullying, usual shit.

Finally did my maths test too. Forgot almost everything =P At least I managed to finish it. Then i decided to try and piss mr. Chee off, IT WORKED. My chair-dragging antics made me "very disrespectful". Well, I wanted that to happen anyway, listening to Mr Chee spew his formula 1 shit wasnt very interesting.

Then came CIP!

We went to *forgot the name* Nursing home. We all seperated into different groups. My group went to entertain some old folks by singing OLOLLOLOLOLOLOL. Then we tried talking to the old folks.

It was awfully sad, no one could really understand Cantonese or Hokkien. Soon we were done, the class gathered back together for some vending machine fun =D
Then the other 4 members of the fagtastic 5 decided to piss me off

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?

YHYY is it my fault? It's my fault right? YHYY?


Blah, got back to school. Went home

Nothing much happened in school today, 'cept that cherhan and I made this ownage drawing. At first it was like, during art, cherhan didnt bring his shit, so he decided to draw me.

I told him it looked a bit like a snake, then we began adding weird features. Then "rock lee" came into mind >=D, THICK BROWS + EYELASHES + FISH LIPS= GG

Then, wanted to go buy some shyt from Comics connection, so i went over to the expressway bus stop, bumped into roanna, had like a 15 second conversation and her bus came. Few minutes later, the 1337 spam witch came, you can guess what happened ._.

I was PRAYING for 963 to come soon, it was an agonizing 20 minutes later then which it came. I stagerred on... barely alive.

Soon, I got home after buying my stuff and it was raining like shit. I called Yan to pick me up from the bus stop. He came about 5 minutes later, by that time, the rain had stopped. MAN WAS I PISSED.

Came home, finished my speech. Started on KOL. For the people who are curious, click HERE to get the KOL experience. Man it pwns, cuz its so retarded.

FAGTASTIC 5 UNITE!


Hear my lament..
I hope you realise who you are
To me..
Truly..

Great news.

LEVEL 70 AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to everyone who cheered me on. I'm so happy now. Currently prawning monsters with my 1337 level 1 strafe =D

Going to watch movie with 3 more musketeers, update later.

Update: We all met up at orchard MRT. Cherhan had something like floral pattern pants with white streaks all over O_o, yizhou had his Konoha forehead protector, and chaohsien had his 1337 "running shoes". Those shoes are like, SANDALS. except that the top part is covered - with a shiet load of holes as "ventilation" all over the place.

Lol, ice age 2 was fucking funny. The first few parts were all indirectly vulgar. Not gonna spoil it for anyone who hasn't watched it yet.

Then Chao Hsien keep asking Cherhan why he never cry. Lol.

After that, we went to play LAN at cineleisure top floor. Not bad, we booked 2 "chambers", each with 2 com and 1 xbox. Then we play inside. I watched Cherhan they all play DoTA, then Chao hsien kept getting pwned by creeps. lmaoed. Too bad didn't get to play much myself.

After that we seperated into 2 groups, Cherhan and Chaohsien went Tiong Bahru, then Yij0, nicky and I went to eat at BK. Rocks, Yizhou didn't notice that there was a tiny hole in the chilli packet, and then, squish...

One giant streak of chilli shot out in my direction. Thank goodness it only hit my arms. Jesus, I was like laughing without sound. I licked everything off ;) then yij0 realised his bag had chilli =D

When I got home, I decided to try out o2Jam, quite fun, except that I'm not too good with keys so I can't take any song with a song randomness score of above 2 >_>

Lol, msn chat was totally retarded.

Disclaimer : What you are about to read are simply mindless concoctions of imagination. All information here are FALSE. The poster of this text means absolutely no offence to anyone, and is doing this for the sake of entertainment,

In International News - The infamous Singaporean version of the 'Three Musketeers' jam at the piano, thousands of casualties were reported, leaving approximately 4 million injured when they played on International Stage. Musketeer Lim claims that 'the music was great'. One lucky survivor described the scene as chaotic, as many of the other spectators suddenly had blood gushing out of their ears.

'After their musical escapade, they proceeded to play something more for humans to listen. According to some Buddhist survivors, it was a chinese Requiem only played at funerals and temples.'

'Many Buddhist listeners watching from TV were furious at what the Musketeers did. Millions of China citizens are currently rioting. People in Taiwan and Hong Kong are holding 'silent protests'. Singaporean Minister Lee Hsien Loong refuses to comment on the issue.'

'Despite the Singaporean Prime Minister's tight-lipp-ness, his father, Minister Mentor Darth Vade.... Lee Kuan Yew, disclaimed all responsibility for the disaster, for the Three Musketeers were infamous in Singapore not because they were great pianists, but because they were NS escapees, and that the International Leaders were mistaken.

'Admiral Teo Chee Hean from the SAF promises to catch them and make them pay for escaping NS, preferably by running around the whole Bukit Timah, touching all the trees.'

'Especially those in Bukit Timah Nature Reserve.'

'Also, Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong's wife, Mrs Goh, commented on the issue that the number of dead and injured listeners were only 'peanuts'.'

And as a bonus addition to this article, we bring you CUTTING EDGE NEWS

'Reports have shown that Mrs Goh has had a liking for peanuts. "I've been treated like one ever since I was born, my foster parents were big meanies" was what the suspec...Mrs Goh comments'

Today was okay, boring lessons here and there. Chee bored me to sleep. Miss Wang ripped my speech apart limb from limb... blah blah blah bullshit stories.

I'm still wondering what to do for my speech.

Anyway, after school was BB parade. We all handed in our BB week cards. I got about 60+ bucks. Thought it was little until I saw Kenny's and John's, felt so much better after that =)

Today had swimming!

Wow, was fun. Watching everyone strip down, hilarious. Then the genius Daniel had PURPLE trunks. Man I lmaoed.

So everyone jumped into the pool. I followed suit. MAN WAS THAT A BIG MISTAKE. The pool was so god damn shallow(1.2 metres) and I nearly crushed my legs on the way down. Warmed up a bit before attempting my stage 1 test. Barely scraped it. I shouldn't even have thought about trying stage 2.

Man, I suck. I can't even do something as simple as to swim 2 laps in less than 2 minutes. Yishuo claims he's unfit, I'm like WORSE. So sickly some more, and I always get leg injuries. Not fair, I want a more durable body than this. Something I can actually DO something with

Yay. Mc from school =D

Sooo, spent most of the day sleeping, though I did level up on maple, 2 more levels to 3rd job!

Nicky, Cherhan, I trained you both leh. Nicky 1%, cherhan 40%(about nicky's 5%) =P

Updated my "More" section, new egg and video, go see pl0X

Gah.

Had a big fuxxing stomachache. Was okay until like recess, I couldn't take it and I was having mood swings or something.

Couldn't concentrate during lessons, nothing interesting, just thomas spamming shit here and there. And the history FAKE test, wow, im happy as hell that i didn't bother studying. PRAWND

During lunch, I ran an errand for raja before passing Miss Wang my speech. went to the sick bay after that. They gave me some water and then I fell asleep. When I woke up, man, I saw Mr. Foo jumping around telling one sick guy "You try my Mr.Foo brand medicine, sure can cure you(in chinese)". LOL, I was like too giddy to laugh.

Turns out i had a fever, 38.9 degrees. Fuck, had a damn bad headache.

Resting nao.

Argh, finished watching Fullmetal Alchemist. So sad, Ed got sent to our world and seperated from Alphonse. Then everyone started living together O_O, weird.

Kinda sad, Fullmetal Alchemist was a good series, yet it was so short and ended so long ago. Now I'm stuck back with Bleach and Naruto, BOTH SERIES STILL HAVING FILLERS WTF.

At the start of the day, Chao hsien followed me to the GO and i got a lift pass. WHEEEEEEEEEEE

It was fun until I realised the lift moved UBER SLOW.

Today Raja started behaving like a fag. Targeting the 4 of us at the back, claiming we were the only ones talking in class. I think she's like uber shortsighted, cuz the people talking are mainly in front of her >_>

Yay for no homework =D